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#18672 - 03/20/04 10:42 PM Need to pick a head shot
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
ok my publicist says I ought to have some head shots printed up to take around. I am torn about which of these pics is the most flattering. I think the second one covers the forehead problem the best. What do ya'll think.






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#18673 - 03/20/04 10:44 PM Re: Need to pick a head shot
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Thats it kami, we are no longer friends. I am deeply disturbed by those images, there should be a disclaimer warning those who view it before hand, the outsider is going to have multiply strokes when he sees this.
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#18674 - 03/20/04 10:46 PM Re: Need to pick a head shot
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
my top secret goal is to kill the outsider

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#18675 - 03/20/04 10:51 PM Re: Need to pick a head shot
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

my top secret goal is to kill the outsider






Don't kill Fayner. I think i just let the cat out of the bag. Speaking of fayner i might have some huge news on him in the next few days.
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#18676 - 03/20/04 10:53 PM Re: Need to pick a head shot
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
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i would say the top one is best for publicity... but the bottom one just works on so many levels

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#18677 - 03/21/04 07:01 AM Re: Need to pick a head shot
Lurid1 Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
rob continues his transparent quest to fuck Kami

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#18678 - 03/21/04 05:13 PM Re: Need to pick a head shot
The Outsider Offline
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Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 214
Loc: Calipornia
I'd say the best advice I can give Kami is to acquire another head.

She's already paid for everything else, why not go the extra mile?

Yet another butt ugly high school chick who used to be fat wants to conquer men by making them pay for sex since daddy never paid her.

Nothing new here.

Give her a year and she'll be so fat- again- that you won't be able to fit her through a sliding glass door.

Either that or she'll be on the porn star diet and workout...twenty cigarettes and a pound of coke.

Why not get a new head for your headshots?

I hear there's a guy selling corpse parts in LA...real cheap.

If that makes you wanna kill me...

...I got more where that came from.

The Outsider

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#18679 - 03/21/04 05:54 PM Re: Need to pick a head shot
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
outsider,
I have no idea what you are so angry about. If you hate us all you should find a Jessica and nick board and post there.
Obviously the looking for a head shot thing was a joke. I was hot as fuck in high school and I have never been fat.I was captain of the step squad and very happy in general. I am not sure what you are basing the porn chicks were high school geeks theory on.
I can tell you are really disturbed and that scares me. I would rather deal with the perverts than the deranged any day of the week. I stand by my statement that child molestation is wrong, and your interaction on this board just supports what I have said about you not being able to deal with adults.
For your own sake you should avoid porn people.

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#18680 - 03/21/04 06:22 PM Re: Need to pick a head shot
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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outsider was a little harsh there. But it makes for interesting reading.
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#18681 - 03/21/04 08:48 PM Re: Need to pick a head shot
The Outsider Offline
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Registered: 08/06/03
Posts: 214
Loc: Calipornia
The adults I deal with have the sense to either change their world, if it doesn't make sense, or get out of it.

The porn world, with the long term health effects it generates, simply does not make sense.

It's probably a better bet to get a job working on Skyscrapers, working on the 100th floor, rather than working in porn.

As long as you're attached with your harness to a study beam, you know you'll go home that night, you can still have kids, and you don't have to take Valtrex to get rid of that nasty reoccuring bleeding rash.

The reason America made the age of consent what it did was to keep old men from getting young women pregnant, and denying them educations. Well guess what? Some men didn't need that law in order to act responsibly, and I am one of those.

Since you said you wanted to 'kill me' Kami, I think it's only fitting that I reply in kind with a bold statement that curls your toes.

If you were cute, I'd tell you you're cute.
If you were hot, I'd tell you you're hot.

But, you aren't either.

I'd probably give you a tip for getting me a beer at a local hole in the wall bar, but I certainly wouldn't pay you for sex.

Of course, I would never pay anyone for sex, and never will, so maybe I shouldn't say that.

Okay, let's put it this way...

I can't believe people actually pay YOU for sex.

If I was writing a Consumer's Report for Whores, based on your web page, I'd probably give you a C-.

If you were hot in high school...let's see a pic, darling.

I challenge you to put up a high school pic.

I sure as shit know you wouldn't have been my homecoming queen, and I was the King, darling.

But you never know. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe Kami really looked like Jessica Simpson in high school.

NOT.

Good looking girls who were hot in high school don't need attention when they get out of high school. These girls already got enough attention, so they look for other things to do.

You were a step leader?

If I recall correctly, the step people were utter geeks.

Prove me wrong, babe.

The Outsider

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