Read it once and it sounds acceptable, yet something seems not right. By "not right" I don't mean in the moral vacuum way that makes pornography wonderful and freeing. No, I mean read it twice and you quickly realize that what is off about it is the bulbous, engorged fungal fruitbody of faggotry poking conspicuously out of this scenario's side, as it does out of countless such "requests", bespeaking the the unseen myriad of homofungi tendricals that worm their way everywhere underneath its surface, creating & feeding on rot.