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#186594 - 08/15/06 06:30 AM
more la/cali travel tips?
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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as you may recall, i'm going to be in cali for a week or perhaps more this january, i'm trying to nail shit down to get it booked. i would like your input on:
1) la is huge, where exactly in town would you recommend staying in order to best explore the city and also have bars and other places that serve liquor close by?
2) what other places in cali are worth going to? i've heard great things about nocal, where exactly is good to see, how long would it take to explore at least somewhat with a car, etc.
3) can i stay in your house? just kidding you're all misanthropic people who scare me.
and most importantly...
4) do american girls really dig the aussie accent?
i'm an idiot. good night.
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#186595 - 08/15/06 07:58 AM
Re: more la/cali travel tips?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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as you may recall, i'm going to be in cali for a week or perhaps more this january, i'm trying to nail shit down to get it booked. i would like your input on:
1) la is huge, where exactly in town would you recommend staying in order to best explore the city and also have bars and other places that serve liquor close by?
2) what other places in cali are worth going to? i've heard great things about nocal, where exactly is good to see, how long would it take to explore at least somewhat with a car, etc.
3) can i stay in your house? just kidding you're all misanthropic people who scare me.
and most importantly...
4) do american girls really dig the aussie accent?
i'm an idiot. good night.
You only have a week so forget Northern Cali...you'll lose a day traveling between southern cali and northern cali alone....you are NEVER going to see it all, not even if you had a month and a half, so you need to pick a region/area, make a list, etc. THEN, if you have time left over you can do extra shit....here's what you should do:
Day 1: Arrive @ LAX, rent your car, drive to one of the beach cities south of the airport (Manhattan, Hermosa or Redondo) and crash at a hotel/motel. You will need a day to rest and recover from the long ass plane ride from Australia (trust me, I've done it several times) and the beach is a great place to rest and recoup, plus you will be "seeing" one of the siteworthy attractions of so cal, these cool beaches. In January there will not be a plethora of babes, but it's still nice enough during the day to make it pleasant. There are a HUGE number of bars and restaurants in these beach cities, so you will spend a couple hours just deciding where/what to eat and drink.
On or around DAY #2, head south on the 405, stop in Long BEach to see the sites there then head for Huntington beach, another nice, awesome, chick-filled beach city. You may even run into some neo-nazi white supremacist gangs made up of over-privileged semi-rich white OC KIDS who think they are bad ass. If you bone up on Nazi History, you can regail them with tales of the 12th SS Panzer Division's (Hitler Youth) fanatical defense of Caen after D-day, and the exact mechanisms of ZYKLON B upon the nervous system. You will not have to BUY your beer that day if they take a liking to you, and they may even share one of their Nazi Rhine Maidens (see Arab's Nazi Thread in the CAGE). For dinner I would head down to New Port Beach, get a motel there (which in January will be cheap and easy to find) and then go to the Crab Cooker for Dinner. Have an after dinner drink in Blackie's Pub (the place that says "Sorry we are Open") and then hit the hay.
Day 3, have a nice large breakfast either on Balboa Pier (there are several places right there on the pier or near it) in Newport beach itself or at Wilma's Patio on Marine Avenue, then head north in your car to Anaheim. With any luck you can take in a Mighty Ducks Hockey Game, but if not, Anaheim (and surrounding cities Santa Ana, Fullerton and even Garden 'little saigon' Grove) has some strip clubs that offer a good alternative to Disneyland and Knotts Berry farm, two places you will feel a compelling urge to visit during your travels. Garden Grove has a plethora of Massage Parlor/handjob palaces where, for about 150 bucks you can get a kick ass massage and a pretty good hand job. For an extra 25, she'll blow you, and if you get a place that has Vietnamese instead of Korean Staffing, they will probably be fairly cute. On Day Three I would strongly suggest visiting the Hibachi Steakhouse restaurant in Anaheim for dinner if you dont end up going to Disneyland and filling up on junk food. Anaheim is full of good, modestly priced hotels in January so you should have no problem finding a good place to stay. If, around 11:30 pm that night you find yourself ridiculously horny since you failed to visit a handjob palace, I suggest calling one of the escort lines in the yellow pages (they are all connected/related) and ask for "Angel" -- 5'3" 25 yrs old, blond (last I saw, about 6 months ago) 36D Natural boobs...if its a weekday (monday thru thursday) she'll probably let you go at 400 per hour (mind you this is AFTER the agency fee whichis probably 150 bucks) BUT she is worth it...Tell her I said "hello" and that the recipe she gave me for Penne Norcina kicked ass.
Day 4, eat breakfast then head north on the i-5 until you get to Burbank. Find a hotel right away, unless you already have one, and then visit Universal Studios. Make some calls to some porn companies to come by and visit the next day, like perhaps JM Productions. I am sure they will love to see you, they are always interested in seeing loyal readers/posters to XPT! You are going to want to spend DAY 5 in and around Porn Valley soaking up as much as you can in terms of visits, meeting people and networking? Why? I dont know, you just will. Trust me. Since you are now in the realm of Porn Valley and close by to where people like Gia Jordan eat and imbibe, I'll let her tell you were to eat and drink from here on out.
Day 5. Eat Breakfast. Visit as many porn companies as possible, hopefully you will meet some people/whores along the way, and perhaps even see some funny shit/antics that will make for some good posting here on XPT. Plan on visiting some more Valley Strip CLUBS...better yet, perhpas some of the more sociable elements of XPT and porn in general will meet up with you and show you around. Lord knows I have had a great expereince getting to know and hanging out with these fine denizens of iniquity. I think Gen Padova would love to show you around...pm me for her phone number.
Day 6: Free Day...do what thou willt. Personally I'd go back and visit the skinheads in Huntington beach and try to score with another young, clueless nazi bitch. Probably much safer disease wise than some of the residents of porn valley.
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#186596 - 08/15/06 05:35 PM
Re: more la/cali travel tips?
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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thanks for the great post burg.
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