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#186504 - 08/14/06 06:36 PM
people i wished posted on xpt
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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1. conan o'brien: funniest man alive
2. joel mchale: i may be a loser for watching e!, but the soup rules
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#186506 - 08/14/06 07:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I agree Eddie both are very funny. A little while back I watched a kind of documentary that followed 4 comedians on tour called The Comedians of Comedy. One of the guys Zach Galifianakis, whom I've never heard of previously, was fucking awesome. He cracked me up and I would recommend seeing one of his shows to anybody. If he posted here that would be the shit.
Zach Galifianakis
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#186508 - 08/14/06 07:11 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Mark Adkins from the band Guttermouth- His sense off humor and ways of cutting other people down would be greatly appreciated here. His band was kicked off the Van's Warped Tour in 04 for calling the guy from My Chemical Romance a "Fucking Pink Racoon" onstage(the guy was wearing a big pink furry hat and eye make-up), but he took the whole thing as a good deal because he didn't like being on the tour anyways. For some strange reason in the "Thank You" section of a couple of their albums they thank JM Productions, but I don't know why.
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#186509 - 08/14/06 07:12 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/25/05
Posts: 111
Loc: Ireland
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#186510 - 08/14/06 07:12 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Branching off the conan idea, I would love to see Triumph the Insult Dog here. As well as Jewel D' Nyle and her mom.
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#186512 - 08/14/06 07:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Aurora snow Jenna J 
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Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#186514 - 08/14/06 07:39 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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Mencia is a DICK!
The few times I've met him, he was cool with me.
He's not even really Mexican! He's like half Honduran and half German and his real name is Ned-something. God I hate that fucker, I will try to dig up some more info on this later.
Edit: Here is Joe Rogan's diatribe regarding Carlos Mencia. I am well aware that Rogan is a huge douchebag but he isn't the only person who shares those sentiments.
Pinche Bolio!
http://deeddee.ytmnd.com/
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#186515 - 08/14/06 07:40 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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Bill Hicks (from beyond the grave)
Stephen Colbert
Tarzan
Caligula
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#186516 - 08/14/06 07:43 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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3. Pat Robertson - (see reasoning for Jesus.)
I would like to ask him about this....
HEALTH
How Pat Robertson Leg Pressed 2,000 Pounds
Pat Robertson worked out at the gym on an incline leg press machine with weights up to 570 pounds. Working with his physician, who was an amazing strength trainer, he worked up to 800 pounds, then 1,000 pounds. Then one day he was able to leg press 1,500 pounds one time. Then over the succeeding months, he trained with multiple reps of 1,200 pounds, 1,300 pounds, and 1,400 pounds.
One Saturday morning, his physician said, “I’ll get you bragging rights. Let’s go to 2,000 pounds.†Then he worked up multiple reps of 1,400 pounds, 1,500 pounds, 1,600 pounds, 1,700, pounds, 1,800 pounds and 1,900 pounds. When 2,000 pounds was put on the machine two men got on either side and helped push the load up, and then let it down on Mr. Robertson, who pushed it up one rep and let it go back down again.
Mr. Robertson warms up now at 500 pounds, and was shown on television with Kristi Watts doing 1000 pounds.
His doctor, by the way, has leg pressed 2,700 pounds. It is not nearly as hard as the authors of these reports make it out to be. We have multiple witnesses to the 2,000 pound leg press, plus video of the 10 reps of 1,000 pounds.
http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/legpress_explanation.aspx
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#186519 - 08/14/06 08:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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#186520 - 08/14/06 08:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Sarah Silverman
Katsumi
Jenna Jameson
Mason
Ava Devine
Khan Tusian
David Spade
David Stanley not as Applesaucer
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Steph
Chloroman
K-Fed
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#186521 - 08/14/06 09:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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And Smiling Arab. Please come back.
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#186524 - 08/15/06 10:23 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/05
Posts: 458
Loc: the ATL
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Ashlee Simpson Julie Night Henry Rollins OL' Mel Gibson(Of course!!) Kevin Dillon(JOHNNY DRAMA) Val Kilmer Howard Stern Missy Monroe Tyla Wynn Brooke Ballentyne(retired..but one of my favorites)  4 2 0
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#186525 - 08/15/06 11:22 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
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Vanessa Blue
Olivia O'Lovely
Tiffany Mynx
Misty Night
Kitty Foxx
Toelicker (he was ill)
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#186526 - 08/15/06 12:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Jamie Gillis Ron Jeremy (The real one  ) Jewel Denyle Simp Wankus Cobalt60 Smiling Arab Kami Andrews (And where's that little bitch Padover?)
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#186528 - 08/15/06 06:24 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Eric Masterson
Steve Perry
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#186529 - 08/15/06 07:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Steve Perry
of "Oh Sherry" fame? fuck yeah.
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#186532 - 08/21/06 05:48 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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I miss Cassandra.She was one of the best posters ever. 
agreed, that chica was cool by me
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#186533 - 08/21/06 10:19 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/15/06
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Earl Anthony
Jonathan Pollard
Derek Dick
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#186534 - 08/22/06 12:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Loc: The Planet Houston
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#186537 - 08/22/06 09:55 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
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Czech born, deutsche porn star dolly buster.
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#186538 - 08/22/06 11:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Marc Wallice
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#186540 - 08/22/06 02:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#186541 - 08/22/06 03:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Angelica Knight
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#186543 - 08/22/06 04:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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jamesn. i've heard he's black jesus.
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#186549 - 08/23/06 11:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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You had said you would try to get the real one to post. I'll settle for a fake Aurora though after all we are only on the computer Also Smiling Arab even though he was an infidel saracen he rocked and I miss him posting
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#186550 - 08/23/06 12:49 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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You had said you would try to get the real one to post. I'll settle for a fake Aurora though after all we are only on the computer
Also Smiling Arab even though he was an infidel saracen he rocked and I miss him posting
i want richard prior circa 1979 posting up in the bitch!
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#186552 - 08/23/06 08:22 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 242
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Cindy Crawford (regular basis)....
she's got spirit.
and a beautiful ass,
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#186553 - 08/24/06 02:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Damn she has magnificent boobies!!   
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