My list:

1. Jesus Christ - mainly to screw with the fundies when they see their savior expressing his love of Donkey Punch.

2. Stephen Hawking - Must be tough to have such a brilliant brain but not be able to masturbate yourself. He could bring his sexual frustrations here.

3. Pat Robertson - (see reasoning for Jesus.)

4. Charles Manson - I want to see who posts more bizarre stuff between him and Loopnode.

5. Belladonna's LDS parents - Where in the Book or Mormon does it say to raise your daughter to be an asswhore?