"You know you're getting old when you realize how much kids have changed...back in my day, you choke an 8 year old girl and she screams for mommy, now-a-days, you choke an 8 year old girl and she screams "Fuck me like the whore I am"

Good quote but who cares if you don't attribute it to anyone relevant to the board?

^^^I think he was speaking from personal experience.

Bingo.

I'm not certain that's anything you'd want to quote yourself about, Dude. Merry Christms, anyway.

"Would you just let me stir up some shit without getting all stinky yourself Chuck?"

---BDM

-Someone who doesn't know what a child forum is.

A healthy dose of jondra or more likely a typo...

Gia Jordan said about a porn newcomer:

Gia also edited that post at least 3 times as well.

"If God didn't intend for women to be victims, he wouldn't have made them so fun to slap"

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=217017&page=5

"Having been a porn viewer for about 10 years now, I find it hard to believe that many of the cameramen and directors in the biz would actually have any interest in being with a lady. They usually seem far more interested in male ass and balls."-boob enthusiast on gaydt

"oh good god, facebook just suggested i become friends with darrah ford. and i've only been awake for 5 minutes"

---Conquistador, via PM

@ Conq. They hope to get you when you're addled !

"Selling your house so you can buy more porn. That's what we at JM like to hear."- tony malice

"I don't want to fuck you, I want to fill you full of LSD and let you loose on highway 401."

---Conquistador

"I definitely won't be responding to you anymore at this point because you've shown that you're in actuality VERY mentally unstable."

---Monica Foster

Quote of the week. She leaves herself an out by not responding "anymore at this point" (nice English, stupid). She respond at some other point. Seldom does one see a hooker with such grace and class. Pretty Woman Redux.

"The Monica Foster name is a draw. I'm attractive, am decent on camera and have a good energy."-monica foster's delusion of grandeur.

"listen.stupid.fuck.

if you have to pay for something to get it "free" then it's not free. the per unit price is lower.
you should know this. the jew is weak in you alex."-lou cypher

Seventy plus years of Sovietization would weaken the Jew in anyone.

jerkules

-guapo

"Tweaked out on meth and using bleach based cleaning products on your genitals isn't exactly a gentle thing..."

---Fiend

This is from a while ago but Fiend deserves a tip of the hat for it:

Maybe he and brandon can work together at Mcdonalds. I wonder if he can find a paper cowboy hat with a hairnet lining.

-Fiend on Max's upcoming release from stir

"Contact Nate@takedownpiracy.com if you find any of your content on those pesky tubes. They have more viruses than I do."

---Brandon Irons

"O.K. I really getting into the EMO slut Porn. But why is it called Emo Porn. It's just a Dumb Slut with colored hair, tattoos, and Piercings. Its nothing new. I like the fact that there so fucking young looking.!"

--The Mentors.

"I'm being nice here, PM me if you actually need more simplified instructions and I'll attempt to huff some gasoline and dumb them down for you fucking wastes of air."

---Conquistdor

(Actually, the entire post is brilliant, quintessential XPT anger, but I'm not going to post it all here and start a trend.)

"You can't put a price on love. You can put a price on Amy Ried's delicious anus."-brandon iron

"Melissa said in chats she used to use a strap-on on you and put cigars out on your back. I never took you to be such a bottom bitch until then Brandon."

---H2C

-Skeptical Inquirer, on antivaccine cocksuckers

"yes i am on a drug.its called charlie sheen!"-charlie sheen

my girl - "awe sorry luv, wanted to send you off in style, but I just got my period"
my tender response - "lucky for me your ass doesn't get a period...at least not until I'm done with it"
my girl - "scumbag"

anyone know how to post iphone texts... looses a lil something without the visual.

Hold down the sleep button for a split second and click the home button while you're holding it down. Takes a screenshot no matter what app you're using.

You could not possibly know that, since you died in the mid 90s, so I call bullshit.

"I am a living science experiment:) There hasn't been any negative consequences. I don't have to wear diapers, it doesn't fall out when i sneeze. These are common questions LOL Its really fucking hot having it licked sucked and fucked, and mashing it against another woman's prolapse is insane.

Hot insane science experiment. Check me out"
Dgg at ADT: anal prolapsing in porn


Yep, that's some hot shit right there.

"Despite the blanket and foot calluses, many were able to recognize that Fells was incorporating his penis as a massage tool. "

---Teh media, via faceblaster

I have your pic somewhere too. From those times at ADT when u said that you went to get your anus checked at the ass doctor.

he shit up the quote of the day thread so no questions and just one answer. - Lou Cypher.

I actually like black and African girls. I have a bunch of folders on my computer like "Hairy Black Assholes", "Big Fat Titties", "Phat Booties" and "African Amateurs".

"Florida Keys Man Busted For Theft Of Couple’s "Bag Of Dildos""-iwadult

Claude Goddard

"Paperhearst: I contacted Sasha today and asked her to reach out to some of her more prominent intelligentsia studying psychology. They all concluded that you are suffering from powerful latent homosexual urges as well as an unnerving fixation on other people's pursuit of their own happiness. They likened you to the older Jeffrey Lebowski who hates scofflaws and bums like the Dude. It kills you to see someone getting a free ride in life. I regret all the anger and discomfort my fun has caused you and would like to offer you a rug from one of my properties. I promise not to urinate on it...unless you would prefer it delivered to you this way."-brandon iron

"It is tough watching old low quality dial up downloads when HD Anal is a click away. Plus I like the barely legal, deer in the head lights girls."

---Jerkules

"If the American Dream is hitting the lottery and spending the rest of your life telling any one you want to go fuck themselves, I share in that." -Jerkules

I really don't want to create a precedent of quoting the shout box, but since it's bound to happen anyway, I'd like to establish the protocol. Names in Bold, quotes at the beginning of paragraphs. Thus:

"Panzer: I accepted the parcel, went home, opened the box and seen the boxcovers. I rifled through all the discs, but all them were full of tranny pornos

"Panzer: so I threw them out into the street grate, where the rain drains to"



Edit: Since the shout box isn't searchable, like posts are, should it be incumbent upon the quoter to note date & time?

Fiend:

"Buy an ounce of coke and an ounce of meth. If you can't recruit new talent after that you should jump in front of a bus moving at high speed."