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OK, I'm a horrible human being for relating this story. I have hilarious stories about almost everyone in the biz, but it's not appropriate for me to share them. But I will share this one.

Rob came in for test polaroids with Keiko-- and in order for me to take pictures of a guy he's got to have a hard-on. So Keiko is trying to jack him off to get him hard, and he cums all over the floor. Needless to say I didn't get the shots of him with his dick hard, and my assistant was so pissed he handed him a tissue, ordering him to clean up his own cum. It was a very embarassing, very funny episode. Sorry Rob.

i have to ask, which poor bastard usually ends up with the job of cleaning up someone else's splooge? the next time i have to change a poopy dipe, i'm going to thank my lucky stars that at least i'm not the cum-wiper-upper.



We have a set assistant to do that-- but often it's me who does the dildo cleaning/lubing pussy jobs. I only do it because it doesn't bother me-- I don't have any sort of germ phobia, and I actually never get sick, so my immune system must kick ass.
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I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.