This is actually funny. I found it at www.adultfyi.com:

Quote:

Wankus said, "Someone in the chatroom wrote that finally you have a doll that has an asshole bigger than Kurt Lockwood's."

Faith then told a story about how she used to bang Lockwood in the ass.

"This is really funny- he'd be, like, do it easy. Do it easy- like, when I was putting the dildo in? In my mind, I'm, like, okay, buddy. Who are you fooling? And then he'd be five minutes later, that's all you got? That's all you got? Yeah, that's all I got. It's a dildo, motherfucker! I don't have a cock. I can't get it any harder and I didn't go buy any bigger dildos."