The Ashley Blue in Boston gig made me wonder if porns trashiest couple might be in town to see her dance, so I moseyed on over to www.wankus.blogspot.com to see what Wayne C. Lewis and his Boston stripper wife were up to. Turns out they just left Boston, and won't get to see the "Jack Nicholson of Porn" perform.

Then I remembered how much fun we had with the comments on his blog before he shut them down/restricted them to his "team members". Here are a few gems:

Lets warm up with a softball from AC Cream " Wankus you never fail to make me laugh man. I'm sick and have to go to work, but somehow you have me here laughing." Uhh yeah that's the same reaction I have to wankus.

After that warmup, Wankus is thinking this blogging thing is going to go okay. He gets sweet mad props from Monstar (who doesn't?) When Coochie Monster shows up bringing the heat "While your jacking yourself off on your radio show shes busy getting BUFU'd by guys who used to fill potholes in Van Nuys. How do you like them apples?"

Wankus is reeling, but he decides to go after Luke Ford yanker1=wankerwang? You decide.

This was a rough week for Wankus. Coochie wanders back in the house.

The comment feature lasted a few more weeks but he deleted a lot of them before shutting the feature down. I remember posting and I know james and the Smiling Arab lobbed a few in there too.

His career and ksex and the buzz about him and Tyler is so flat now that I think he needs to re-open them just to generate some activity.

Come on Wankus- How about re-opening your comments so you can have some give and take with your fans?

This is actually funny. I found it at www.adultfyi.com:

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Wankus said, "Someone in the chatroom wrote that finally you have a doll that has an asshole bigger than Kurt Lockwood's."

Faith then told a story about how she used to bang Lockwood in the ass.

"This is really funny- he'd be, like, do it easy. Do it easy- like, when I was putting the dildo in? In my mind, I'm, like, okay, buddy. Who are you fooling? And then he'd be five minutes later, that's all you got? That's all you got? Yeah, that's all I got. It's a dildo, motherfucker! I don't have a cock. I can't get it any harder and I didn't go buy any bigger dildos."

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