FACTS ABOUT REVIEWERBITCH

=Admires Ariana Jolie because she is the only person to anally bareback more trannies than himself.

=Indulges his homoerotic fantasies of being dominated by strong Conservative men by making inane replies to C62, The King, and myself.

=Posts on ADT as GaySatyr or Max Booty. Steph wants me to cum in her mouth before she'll tell me which one, but I won't waste my tadpoles on her.

=Has been balled by Buck Angel and Ryan Knox.

=Manned the gloryhole in the men's room of the Democratic National Convention for the past three election cycles. Says Howard Dean's sperm was "too starchy".

=Named "reviewerboy" because he reviews porn featuring boys. He had an honorary screening room in the Neverland Ranch.

=Wanted to join Cindy Sheehan on her hunger strike, but declined when he realized swallowing tranny sperm counted as eating.

=Prays facing Michael Moore's New York apartment five times a day, and has made pilgrimages to Barbara Streisand's Malibu beach house. (Convenient for him, since it is probably 20 minutes from the West Hollywood bathhouse where he spends his time.)

=Spent the early nineties referring to Macaulay Culkin as "a jailbait cocktease".

=Refers to September 11th as "the Day the AmeriKKKan empire got what it deserved", apparently seeing no conflict between cheerleading for anti-gay Islamic fundamentalists and his own raging homosexuality.

=Actively trying to seduce Loopnode. For God's sake, Loopnode, resist him! We need you around here.

=Has less than 300 posts after all this time. Sounds bad, but it is actually quite impressive considering he has Down's syndrome.

=Unlike most other liberals, Bush is really coming to take his porn away. Apparently, Texans don't take too kindly to his collection of German scheisse videos featuring six year-old boys.

=Is angry about these facts. He knows the truth hurts.