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Don't you have a NAMBLA meeting to attend?



I'm going to go look up NAMBLA. I'm hoping it's nothing gay, because I don't know about anything gay.

What's Falcon? I hope that's not gay. I don't be knowin' about no gay.

Anyone who knows about gay must be gay himself and... UNAMERICAN! Stick with your type if you're gay.

I'm 100% man. 100% gun loving, war fightin' sweaty muscle hunka hunka burnin' love machine!

I'm an American dammit!!!!!

And there's nothing gay about a man who sings "Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love"