As a liberal "appeaser" I spend 100% of my time fighting off Christo-fascists in the GOP. When they decide to force their jackboots into my home to take my stash, sluts, or computer I have enough artillery to take at least one of the goddamn Bushpigs out. These are people too stupid to understand an 8th grade biology concept. When Islamists become a threat to me I will do the same for those assholes.

How is that for "appeasement"?