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OK, I'm a horrible human being for relating this story. I have hilarious stories about almost everyone in the biz, but it's not appropriate for me to share them. But I will share this one.

Rob came in for test polaroids with Keiko-- and in order for me to take pictures of a guy he's got to have a hard-on. So Keiko is trying to jack him off to get him hard, and he cums all over the floor. Needless to say I didn't get the shots of him with his dick hard, and my assistant was so pissed he handed him a tissue, ordering him to clean up his own cum. It was a very embarassing, very funny episode. Sorry Rob.

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This pornographic tale can go one of two ways. One, Rob is a one pump chump with zero staying power and should be ridiculed mercilessly. Or, two, Keiko is so adept at hand jobs she applied her talent so successfully poor Rob had no recourse. Either way this is an excuse to post this picture.