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#185900 - 08/10/06 04:15 PM Only got a minute. This might not interest you.
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Registered: 07/21/05
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I'm on my way out, but I just drank a glass of water down. Everytime I drink a glass of water down througfgh thirst I think "I gotta tell those guys" meaning you people, but somehow the water drinking is never in close enough temporal/spatial proximity to communicate with you straight away and the notion evaporates like many others through the course of the day with the static of life swallowing them allk up. But the point is- I thirstily gulp water and sip all else. It's in this gulping down that my throat makes a wee rhythmic sound corresponding to the esophagul expansions and contractions as my various muscle and mental systems work to get the water into me quickly to slaqke that thirst. Here is what I'm saying- these noises sound uncannily similar to the noises that Aurora Snow involuntarily emitted while her UPSIDEDOWN head was getting pistoningly penipinned over the edge of a sofa with an animal print on it in JM Production's 'Gag Factor 5' (2001). I'm certain that this is no coincidence as human esophagul and larynx systems were involved as primary mechanisms in both cases, but mine was a closed system with no media recording devices. Aurora's systems were working against outside mechanized forces, both media and a pisti, both assaultive. I guess what I'm saying is when I thirst, it leads me back, leads me back, leads me back inevitably to that leopard couch and what transpired there, then and now.

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#185901 - 08/10/06 04:23 PM Re: Only got a minute. This might not interest you
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#185902 - 08/10/06 04:32 PM Re: Only got a minute. This might not interest you
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So many ways to say "why? why? why?", so little time.

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#185903 - 08/10/06 04:46 PM Re: Only got a minute. This might not interest you
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#185904 - 08/10/06 07:11 PM Re: Only got a minute. This might not interest you
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#185905 - 08/10/06 07:16 PM Re: Only got a minute. This might not interest you
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#185906 - 08/10/06 08:24 PM Re: Only got a minute. This might not interest you
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I'm on my way out, but I just drank a glass of water down. Everytime I drink a glass of water down througfgh thirst I think "I gotta tell those guys" meaning you people,





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#185907 - 08/12/06 07:49 AM Re: Only got a minute. This might not interest you
cumalloverher Offline
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Registered: 07/21/05
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Dear, lou. Will you make me a Quinne doll I can play with and enjoy? Please? :bananacrease:
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#185908 - 08/14/06 09:11 AM Re: Only got a minute. This might not interest you
Jeff Steward Offline
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The whore has a bolt in her face......WHY WHY WHY?
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#185909 - 08/14/06 10:02 AM Re: Only got a minute. This might not interest you
Sir Greenly Offline
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Registered: 12/03/03
Posts: 255
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The whore has a bolt in her face......WHY WHY WHY?




AMEN! I hate that shit. Stupidest trend ever. It looks like a metal zit.

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#185910 - 08/14/06 10:15 AM Re: Only got a minute. This might not interest you
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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The whore has a bolt in her face......WHY WHY WHY?




AMEN! I hate that shit. Stupidest trend ever. It looks like a metal zit.




I think it looks cute on her. Adds a slight naughtyness to an otherwise wholesome face. Thanks for brining this girl to our attention King.
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#185911 - 08/14/06 11:20 AM Re: Only got a minute. This might not interest you
loopnode Offline
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Dear, lou. Will you make me a Quinne doll I can play with and enjoy? Please? :bananacrease:




Hrm... I never thought of that, this could be interesting. I need the girls height, weight etc
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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