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maybe its the sleep deprivation, maybe its the sushi in my belly, or maybe i just have spent to much time in the tanning booth getting my perfect golden brown color (leaves room for snickers)... more than likely its the korean girl under my desk right now. but i just want all of you sick fucking perverted bastards to know, i love you all, from the bottom of my depraved heart... i fucking love each and every one of you. you make my panties wet...

shit, did i just say i was wearing panties.... scratch that

i meant to say you all are a bunch of goofy fucks, makes me proud to be a pervert.




Smelly monkey avoids making eye contact, begins to walk backwards slowly towards the door, rob looks up, monkey give him a nervous smile only a few feet from the door. Rob says " what are you doing?", monkey wastes no time opens the door and makes a run for it through the bushes.
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