maybe its the sleep deprivation, maybe its the sushi in my belly, or maybe i just have spent to much time in the tanning booth getting my perfect golden brown color (leaves room for snickers)... more than likely its the korean girl under my desk right now. but i just want all of you sick fucking perverted bastards to know, i love you all, from the bottom of my depraved heart... i fucking love each and every one of you. you make my panties wet...

shit, did i just say i was wearing panties.... scratch that

i meant to say you all are a bunch of goofy fucks, makes me proud to be a pervert.