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#185804 - 08/09/06 11:52 PM Alex Sanders on Crack!!!!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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AAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Marc Wallice Jr. back in action.
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"There's a way to do the donkey punch where it doesn't hurt the girl," said Sanders. "There's a way to do it. Every time I've done it with the exception of once- twice- and the only reason why I ever punched a girl in the head is because she wanted it."



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#185805 - 08/09/06 11:55 PM Re: Alex Sanders on Crack!!!!
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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the only reason why I ever punched a girl in the head is because she wanted it.




That's funny, me too! But the fscking police didn't believe me.
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#185806 - 08/10/06 12:01 AM Re: Alex Sanders on Crack!!!!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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Frog baseball kicks butt!

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#185807 - 08/10/06 01:53 AM Re: Alex Sanders on Crack!!!!
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I remember when kids reenacted that scene from "The Program", where they lay down in the middle of the street as cars speed by, and one of the young real life lemmings was hit by a passing automobile causing great bodily injury. His excuse was, and I'm paraphrasing here, because he saw this act on the tv/big screen he was not responsible for his idiotic behavior. Well, I plan on using the same defense for my assault charge against the young woman I donkey punched earlier this week. First, Aleks Zanders my legal staff will be contacting you, then MJ Studios of Chatswurth California you are in trouble as well my friends. I demand reparations, full legal compensation and the clearing of my good name!
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#185808 - 08/10/06 09:51 AM Re: Alex Sanders on Crack!!!!
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Frog baseball kicks butt!




This is true, though it no doubt put my karma in arrears.
Did I pick the wrong week to be out of town or what? What the hell happened around here? Why don't the thread's "un-boldface" after I click on them? I think I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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#185809 - 08/10/06 10:19 AM Re: Alex Sanders on Crack!!!!
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Registered: 03/12/03
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#185810 - 08/11/06 05:39 PM Re: Alex Sanders on Crack!!!!
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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I think I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.





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#185811 - 08/12/06 01:53 PM Re: Alex Sanders on Crack!!!!
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Gurk?!? I think I'll have to start using that word on a daily basis.
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