I remember when kids reenacted that scene from "The Program", where they lay down in the middle of the street as cars speed by, and one of the young real life lemmings was hit by a passing automobile causing great bodily injury. His excuse was, and I'm paraphrasing here, because he saw this act on the tv/big screen he was not responsible for his idiotic behavior. Well, I plan on using the same defense for my assault charge against the young woman I donkey punched earlier this week. First, Aleks Zanders my legal staff will be contacting you, then MJ Studios of Chatswurth California you are in trouble as well my friends. I demand reparations, full legal compensation and the clearing of my good name!