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#185631 - 08/08/06 11:33 AM
Gia Jordan to Feature Dance in North Carolina
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Registered: 08/08/06
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Gia Jordan Heads East for Feature Dancing Engagement!
Appearing at Mustang Ranch in North Carolina this weekend.
August 7th, 2006
Beverly Hills, CA – East coast fans of the femme fatale of hardcore, porn star Gia Jordan have cause for celebration this weekend as she makes her way to North Carolina this weekend for a feature dancing engagement. The multiple AVN Award nominated adult film star, who has appeared in Blender and performed in well over 100 movies, will be appearing at the Mustang Ranch.
No, not that Mustang Ranch. It’s the Mustang Ranch in Selma, NC – a fully nude gentlemen’s club located 30 miles southeast of Raleigh. Come see her there Friday August 11th and Saturday August 12th.
She will be available for Polaroids, autographs, and will have plenty of merchandise, including sexy 8x10 photographs and her hot XXX DVDs, on hand.
Don’t miss your chance to meet Gia in person and see her perform on stage. Lovers and haters of Gia Jordan are also encouraged to check out www.giajordan.com for more information, merchandise, and to see Video-on-Demand of their favorite porn star.
Club Information:
Mustang Ranch
200 Graham Street
Selma, NC
(919) 965-9043
Full Bar, Nudity, Couch Dances, Ages 18 & over.
Contact club for additional details.
Appearance Schedule:
Friday August 11th – 10pm, Midnight, and 1am
Saturday August 12th – 10pm, Midnight, and 1am
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#185634 - 08/08/06 04:32 PM
Re: Gia Jordan to Feature Dance in North Carolina
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Holy Shit! Selma NC looks like it's in the middle of nowhere. Check out the Smithfield Ham Company when you're up there- They do have good ham!
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#185635 - 08/08/06 06:12 PM
Re: Gia Jordan to Feature Dance in North Carolina
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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#185639 - 08/08/06 07:50 PM
Re: Gia Jordan to Feature Dance in North Carolina
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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CAOH- Doing wonderful, thank you. And you?
Bornyo- I hate ham. Cum up from SC to see me.
Chico- Black angel wings, black thigh high boots, and Slayer. Yes, there will be pics.
Monstar- My lacky is indeed real. Lord Asmus has met him.
Phlog- I want to do some local LA shows so badly, but so far my dance agent hasn't assigned me any. When I do, it's on like a m*therf$cker! XPT represent!
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#185640 - 08/08/06 08:49 PM
Re: Gia Jordan to Feature Dance in North Carolina
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Chico- Black angel wings, black thigh high boots, and Slayer. Yes, there will be pics.
Angel of Death, perchance?
I'm glad to hear there are more surprises than the one you leaked to me. A hastily done photoshop hint:
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#185642 - 08/08/06 10:12 PM
Re: Gia Jordan to Feature Dance in North Carolina
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Chico- Black angel wings, black thigh high boots, and Slayer. Yes, there will be pics.
Angel of Death, perchance?
I'm glad to hear there are more surprises than the one you leaked to me. A hastily done photoshop hint:
We talked about it a few days ago. There's a special surprise for Loop if she ever dances in LA. The irony is you hit the nail on the head with that picture.
No irony. She told me, but didn't mention anything about surprising Loop. I even suggested she do her routine to Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit". Gia tends to like her music loud and violent, so I wouldn't bet on that happening.
Maybe my spoiler posts should be deleted if the surprise needs to be preserved?
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#185644 - 08/08/06 11:45 PM
Re: Gia Jordan to Feature Dance in North Carolina
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Check out some statistical data on Selma, NC: Demographics in Selma: Black (40.3%) White Non-Hispanic (39.2%) Hispanic (19.0%) Other race (9.9%) Two or more races (1.8%) American Indian (0.9%) Educational data: For population 25 years and over in Selma High school or higher: 63.6% (Alternately: 36.4% - more than one in three, didn't graduate high school.) Bachelor's degree or higher: 10.1% Graduate or professional degree: 2.2% Unemployed: 5.4% Compared to North Carolina averages: *Median household income below state average. *Median house value below state average. *Black race population percentage significantly above state average. In summary: Selma is a fucking GHETTO. Anyone who might be able to answer, please do so: why would an agent opt to send a dancer to a place like this, versus any other market? It seems that disposable income would be less in Selma than most anywhere else even in North Carolina and, pardon my un-PC analysis, demographically the tipping is likely to be meager. Good luck and be safe, Gia!
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#185647 - 08/09/06 01:11 AM
Re: Gia Jordan to Feature Dance in North Carolina
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Registered: 07/15/06
Posts: 14
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Primarily, what is most important, particularly if you are in a less than desirable area, is that you ensure no harm can befall you. One method, found useful by me and my buddy the Nagual, is a specific dance used by the Cree tribe to ensure, for lack of a better word, safety:
"We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine."
Good luck, kid.
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#185648 - 08/09/06 02:13 AM
Re: Gia Jordan to Feature Dance in North Carolina
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Chico- Black angel wings, black thigh high boots, and Slayer. Yes, there will be pics.
 
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#185650 - 08/11/06 10:15 AM
Re: Gia Jordan to Feature Dance in North Carolina
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Gia, you gonna be playing the Mickey Avalon song? 
Female Version:
My puss takes first place
Your puss is full of hate
My puss is like meals on wheels
Your puss, slimy like eels
My Puss has it's own charms
Your puss don't need no alarm
My Puss puts a smile on faces
Your puss needs to go get braces
My puss tastes good with frosting
Your puss needs some lip glossing
My puss is always on
Your puss is greener than my lawn
My puss is tough as nails
Your puss leaves tracks like a snail
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#185651 - 08/16/06 12:05 AM
Re: Gia Jordan to Feature Dance in North Carolina
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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The Mustang Ranch in Selma, NC puts my name in lights. A numeral is missing, but that's just to keep me grounded.
Check out this bad ass poster the club made of me! Yes, they let me keep it.
Billboard off Rt 70.
Billboard of Rt 95
The historical shore-side town of New Bern, NC
New Bern, NC is the birth of Pepsi and the original state capitol. I sure did get a lot of learnin' on this trip.
What's the south without a Piggly Wiggly.
You know you're a redneck when...
 Pork King=Porking. Get it? This is at a slaughter house with a pork store attatched to it. I despise pork/ham, but I just had to see this. Look what the humidity did to my hair.
A tabacco farm.
In the rocking chair waiting for my table at Cracker Barrel. The waitress asked if all I was gonna eat was rabbit food. Oh, and they didn't have bottled water or green tea. My friend had the chicken-n-dumplings and asked if they had Hefeweizen, but they thought he said Budweiser. Bought some sweet Christmas ornaments in the country store, however.
My newest costume. I come out on stage to Slayer's Angel of Death. The crowd went wild and guys rushed to the stage!
The unphotoshopped red eyes are somewhat appropriate being that I'm your Angel of Death.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#185652 - 08/16/06 12:09 AM
Re: Gia Jordan to Feature Dance in North Carolina
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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very cute, how is this not your avatar? reign in blood.
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#185656 - 08/16/06 11:05 PM
Re: Gia Jordan to Feature Dance in North Carolina
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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This is one case where I'm happy to read about the one who got away. I was a little afraid a mouth-breather in Selma might do Baby Gia wrong, and as a Carolinian I'd become a suspect.
Sad to say Gia, everything you posted looks like a day in the life down here except for you- I'm sure you caused a stir everywhere you went.
There used to be a rash of billboards around that said "Moderation: Satans Biggest Lie", with lots of skulls and crossbones.
I hope you stocked up on Cheerwine, Fanta and Nehi Grape soda and bought a few tubs of livermush to bring back to the folks at home.
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#185658 - 08/17/06 12:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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#185659 - 08/17/06 09:39 AM
Re: Gia Jordan to Feature Dance in North Carolina
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Holy crap that is great! 
 Gia!
I agree, nice pics Gia, lookin' good. I hope your trip was as fun and profitable as it was, ummm, rural? 
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#185663 - 08/17/06 03:46 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
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#185665 - 08/17/06 07:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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#185666 - 08/20/06 01:56 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
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Something about seeing Gia as a black angel is heart-warming somehow.
Somewhere God is going, "Was that me that created that Angel of Beauty?"
And Gia will just answer, "No, it was the Horchow Collection, Slipknot, and higher mathematics. Not necessarily in that order."
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#185668 - 08/24/06 06:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Where is Gia dancing next?
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 "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#185669 - 08/25/06 07:40 AM
Re: Gia Jordan to Feature Dance in North Carolina
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Where is Gia dancing next?
On the head of a pin, perhaps?
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#568268 - 09/21/12 04:59 PM
Re: Gia Jordan to Feature Dance in North Carolina
[Re: giajordan's lacky]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Baby Gia was so fresh. I'm bumping this so we have a basis for comparison.
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#568975 - 09/24/12 09:40 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Yo, shut the fuck up, Chico, man. I'd paint 3 of those murals for some of that ass
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