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Tune in next Saturday to watch Penn State bitch slap Touchdown Jesus and his disciples. At halftime, the offensive genius who coaches ND will put an entire deep fried turkey into his mouth while the little leprechaun tosses his salad.


I'm gonna give you a semi-absolution because you are from St. Louis, and I was born in Webster Groves, and you are probably a Cards and Billikens fan, but you know that JoePa will shit harder than TMFR in a makeup chair when he sees the spectacle of Our Lady Football. Remember, G-d roots for Catholics, and Irish people, and Our Lady is steeped in both. No doubt Big Calm will join in your bashing, so I will set aside time for both of you during the oratio universalis tomorrow at Brophy.