Birdshit1,

To answer your question, no, I don't think that you're literally a fag. Here at XPT, you've gotta roll with the punches- just like Van Halen says. I didn't check this thread until now, so sorry I missed it.

Are you Applesaucer?

P.s. If there's ever a Donkey Punch 2, I suggest the tagline 'Roll With the Punches.'
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