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#185371 - 08/05/06 11:13 PM To Bornyo
birdshit1 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 167
Well I would like to say that I am not shithead its Birdshit. And also the reason I chose this name here on XPT because I have not posted on ADT since I believe April or May because of a thread that people made fun of me and I don't want to stirr anymore problems. Steph and Drew are great but that is not the subject.

Please accept this post rather than pm because I only wanted everyone to understand and not just you. Sometimes I like you but at other times you are mean andhostile.

Please forgive me idf I sound mean but I am not. Good luck and thanks!


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#185372 - 08/06/06 12:18 AM Re: To Borno
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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#185373 - 08/06/06 01:55 PM Re: To Borno
birdshit1 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 167
Well if you think that I am gay did you ever meet me NO!

But my point to this thread is to make a coreection to Bornyos name. And even if Bornyo does not like me I don't understand why I still believe that it is good manners and respectful to spell names correctly. Sorry Bornyo!




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#185374 - 08/06/06 03:09 PM Re: To Borno
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Still, you're obviously

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#185375 - 08/06/06 03:30 PM Re: To Borno
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Birdshit1, when Biff aka Garfield says you're gay, you're really gay. Btw, what's this emo I'm-sorry-I-hurt-Bornyo's-feelings shit doing in the Cage?
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#185376 - 08/06/06 03:39 PM Re: To Borno
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
gia sure can gut em like fish

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#185377 - 08/06/06 08:26 PM Re: To Borno
birdshit1 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 167
Gia I am so surprised and shocked that you would say that to me especially because I have so enjoyed your performaces and also because I thought that you were a nice person and a friend on this board. I mean were you teasing me or do you think that I am gay? Oh I know its because I said that Christan is nice. Well I am sorry for trying to get along with everbody being mean is not in my nature. I mean what if I did not know any of you and began calling everybody names? Well of course I would never do that.

And also Bornyo pm me but I felt that the most appropriate thing for me to do was inform everybody and also to tell him in the open that I did not understand why he is so hostile at me. Hoever he was not man enogh to tell me.

Well I sincerely hope that nobody is teasing me for what happened at ADT. Plus it was taken out of context and nobody defended me. Well I did not cry about it.

Well I believe that we should talk about our beautiful porn actresses and forget that all of this ever happened.





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#185378 - 08/06/06 08:51 PM Re: To Borno
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
Brandon,


birdshit1 has been your worst attempt yet.

Sincerely,

everyone who thinks A Good souce of Iron is garbage.
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#185379 - 08/06/06 09:10 PM Re: To Borno
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

. Well I am sorry for trying to get along with everbody being mean is not in my nature. I mean what if I did not know any of you and began calling everybody names? Well of course I would never do that.



I hate to tell you this, but your going to have to grow a pair of balls. Im not being mean, but if you post on XPT, expect shit to be thrown at you. You better be ready to dish it out. We've all gone thru this. Consider it your initiation.
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#185380 - 08/07/06 09:27 PM Re: To Borno
birdshit1 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 167
Well if that is the case then I will defend myself and say that Bornyo (I spelled it right this time) is the person who is gay and not me. The reason that I say this is because he will not even respond like he is better than me or anybody else who inquires why he would ask questions. Well that is fine.

I would also like to thank Chico for helping me to understand the nature of this board. Thanks Chico!

Well while I am writing this I will alzo add that Gia did not have the courtesy to respond either or to thank me for answering her question in another thread. Well that is easy I wll not obtain any more material that she is in. Unless I happen to get it only to watch another star. I will just skip over her parts.

Why oh why do people act so childish that is beyond me!






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#185381 - 08/07/06 11:49 PM Re: To Borno
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Birdshit1,

To answer your question, no, I don't think that you're literally a fag. Here at XPT, you've gotta roll with the punches- just like Van Halen says. I didn't check this thread until now, so sorry I missed it.

Are you Applesaucer?

P.s. If there's ever a Donkey Punch 2, I suggest the tagline 'Roll With the Punches.'
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#185382 - 08/08/06 12:09 AM Re: To Borno
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

P.s. If there's ever a Donkey Punch 2, I suggest the tagline 'Roll With the Punches.'



Here's my suggestion: "No punches pulled."

Okay Malice, I'll pick my copy up when its ready for distribution.
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#185383 - 08/08/06 07:16 AM Re: To Borno
ghostofburg Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 137
Quote:

Quote:

P.s. If there's ever a Donkey Punch 2, I suggest the tagline 'Roll With the Punches.'



Here's my suggestion: "No punches pulled."

Okay Malice, I'll pick my copy up when its ready for distribution.





Nah....have the chick wearing hula skirt, with pineapples on the set and titled "Hawaiian Donkey Punch", and play the them song from Hawaii Five O and spoof the feds coming in a busting the shoot ala Max Hardcore, complete with shotgun blast to the floor which you then use as a glorhole prop to blowjob the Federal agent into letting you off without a bust.

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#185384 - 08/08/06 10:06 AM Re: To Bornyo
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I didn't respond to this post for several reasons:
1. I didn't and still don't see where you asked a question.

2. A certain percentage of people here probably believe I am birdshit1 or that some other regular member is birdshit1, and there's no reason to fan those flames

3. I knew if left alone, this thread would get helplessly hi-jacked and sidetracked beyond recognition, like every other xpt thread.

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#185385 - 08/08/06 12:31 PM Re: To Borno
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

P.s. If there's ever a Donkey Punch 2, I suggest the tagline 'Roll With the Punches.'



Here's my suggestion: "No punches pulled."

Okay Malice, I'll pick my copy up when its ready for distribution.





Nah....have the chick wearing hula skirt, with pineapples on the set and titled "Hawaiian Donkey Punch", and play the them song from Hawaii Five O and spoof the feds coming in a busting the shoot ala Max Hardcore, complete with shotgun blast to the floor which you then use as a glorhole prop to blowjob the Federal agent into letting you off without a bust.



Where's the tagline here? If its in Hawaii, how about "Not Nice in Paradise"?
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#185386 - 08/08/06 02:32 PM Re: To Borno
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
If this was my pornographic video series I would name it 'Women Getting Punched in the Back of the Head as They are Fucked From Behind'. I would not worry about it fitting on the box, I would find a way. It's important.
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#185387 - 08/08/06 02:33 PM Re: To Bornyo
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
That's the monkey in ben mode, isn't it?
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#185388 - 08/08/06 08:56 PM Re: To Bornyo
birdshit1 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 167
No. Gia I am not Applesaucer I am sorry. Plus well nevermind.

Bornyo (I spelled it right again) you asked me the question I did not and then when I did then you did not.

2 Well then I am sorry. Anyway I don't believe you because Gia thought that I am Applesaucer. I hope that does not mean that I am fruit. Gia what do you mean by that?

2 Well maybe you are right.

Thanks!





Quote:

I didn't respond to this post for several reasons:
1. I didn't and still don't see where you asked a question.

2. A certain percentage of people here probably believe I am birdshit1 or that some other regular member is birdshit1, and there's no reason to fan those flames

3. I knew if left alone, this thread would get helplessly hi-jacked and sidetracked beyond recognition, like every other xpt thread.










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