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preach on sister, preach on. people need to read more. books are amazing things.

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That's how my mom kept me quiet in the car, in stores, and on airplanes. That shit works.

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If books fail, try duct tape. Books worked for me, but modern kids might benefit more from duct taped mouths and a few lashes from a cat-o-nine tails.

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