"I'm not an actress. I'm a pornstar."
Gen Padova before her scene today.
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THat originated from that Miss BJ USA filming when the guy filming a documentary went home happy getting some great drama of me yelling at an idiot for changing set dialogue at the end of all the few days worth of filming. LOL Were you there for that Chico?

Yeah, I was there. I also remember you started fuming.It was there and then, I learned to fear you,lol. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Fuck You Rob Longshot. You are nothing in the porn buisness. Sportswami could make your career much more then it is.

Baja

Ashley Blue.

nevermind

-Jamesn

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PHATBOY's astronony professor to PHATBOY
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif" alt="" />

PHATBOY

"I am easily satisfied with the very best."
Winston Churchill

The wise man questions the wisdom of others because he questions his own, the foolish man, because it is different from his own."
santiz Leo Stein

"He is not well bred, that cannot bear ill breeding in others"
Benjamin Franklin

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
Albert Einstein

I like those last 2 Tanta's <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />

Cleet, I thought you would.

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill


"To change and to change for the better are two different things."

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
- Aeschylus



Words are the physicians of the mind diseased.
- Aeschylus

And one more for Cleet

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill


Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
- Albert Einstein


Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

and I leave you with this;

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
- Albert Einstein

To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created most men simply with a view to crowding hell.
- Marquis de Sade


Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
- Harry S. Truman

You picked some more good ones- you can never go wrong with some from Churchill <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />

Great quotes, Tantas'!

Nice avatar Toe <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />

Check out Kamis' porn quote page. Just found it and am still laughing. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

http://www.kamiland.com/quotes.html

Nice quotes on Kami's site- but I wish it told you who said those quotes. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />

Some of that shit I've read on porn boards.

don't worry son you will come some day

I fucking howled at that! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />

"You can build bridges all your life and no one will ever know you are a bridge builder, but suck one cock and everybody will know that you are a cocksucker"
- GrandPa PHAT to 10 year old PHATBOY.

This shit just keeps getting better. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

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PornLoser78

Gen Padova

I only truly realize what I really say when you guys quote me. LOL <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/moon.gif" alt="" />

This happened yesterday on a shoot.
Tayor Rain: What time is it?
Chico: Its a quarter to 7
Taylor Rain: You mean its 6:50?

How she got 6:50, I'll never know.

She's probably on a strict dosing schedule <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/happydead.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/happydead.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cokehead.gif" alt="" />

Jeff Stewart on Gia Paloma

"The Loch Ness Monster is whale penis"
-Charlton Heston(Soylent Green)
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My penis and i were friends when i was young but now i have to beat it up once a day relly bad <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jackoff1.gif" alt="" />

Cleetus Van Damme

See that, screw Walter Burns- I finally made a quote list, thanks Zen <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I think we can afford 2 quotes today

On the set of Girlvert 9 Ashley Blue said during her scene with Deja Daire.....
"Im going to choke the drugs out of her." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jackoff1.gif" alt="" />

Ill use that for the next movie called "how to make it in showbiz"

-Kami

"the most abundant element in the universe is not oxygen ,it's stupidity"

F ZAPPA


"If you keep fucking me like that you're gonna make me cum" she then proceeds to have her first ejaculatory orgasm and literally shoots off my cock and forcefully jets across the bed like she is possessed by a demonic force, spraying /squirting fluid all over the bed ,soaking it- rendering it unsleepable.


my journal ,2003 a hot puerto rican girl from the bx i wuz fuking

Summer Luv in pissmops after trying to puke up the piss she just drank:

"I can't puke anymore, it's all like absorbed into my body!"

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"eon mckai is a fucking faggot and i wouldn't touch his affected douchebaggery with a ten foot pole."- Cassandra

Lexi Bardot to me at the circle bar after the award show, "Joey TunaCan, listen, shit is the new blood"

WTF????????? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

fuck yeah its shit!!!!

blood used to be taboo now its the shiznit !~!!!!!!!!! now its just <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />like lesbians

I would like to see the men in porno actually be interested in the whores, and not have to jerk off in a corner, away from the girl, in order to build up a pop shot.- have2cit

sorry, I can't say anymore, I have been advised not to ramble on anymore by my lawyer.

later.... - John Smith