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Then she ruined it by chasing after Kermit so much. Miss Piggy should have read He's Just Not That Into You.



That was all a ruse suggested by the Producers and Frank Oz as an ode to the film Belle de Jour. Behind the scenes Kermit boinked Piggy so hard a 7 nation army couldn't hold him back.
Today Kermit and Piggy are swingers. Kermit dated Beverly Adams for a short period and I think Piggy was seeing Will Smith for a while.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.