Paris Hilton is no Pam Anderson:

(1) Not as hot (not even close)
(2) Not as cute
(3) Not nearly as good sexing technique

and

the dude ain't Tommy Lee:

(1) Small pathetic penis
(2) Weak cum shot (when we finally see one)


With that being said, it doesn't matter. This title will sell hundreds of thousands of copies because it's Paris Hilton!


Jaydee