Paris Hilton video
Watching the night vision part of this is almost on par with seeing animals fuck at the zoo with shiny eyes like the raccoons that got into the garbage last night. Pretty much boresville though some of the quotes are quite interesting out of context: "you're such a fucking scumbag, bitch" "beautiful, beautiful beast" "don't talk to me like I'm an animal" "pussy is the grossest word in world" "cunt" "little bald perfect pussy" "sit on the bottle", etc. It was so exciting I actually took notes and that's sarcasm, junior.
The stuff shot with the lights on was like a lurid reality TV piece and when she used the cute young girl fuck-doll voice it was kinda hot. I had always thought she was a spoiled ultra-rich club-kid brat that was way too thin who came out nowhere to sweep through our celebrity obsessed culture and sometimes I see the famous as "They Live" creatures that somehow feed on the stupid herd's attention. Sorry.
In conclusion, the ending was like an amateur submission to Cock Smokers where Paris really shows her skills as a well-practiced pole slurper. That's basically it, a real no brainer.

During her oral scene does she get the Gag Factor treatment?

alas, no.... in a perfectly perverted world that would be something worth seeing

Paris seems like shes a bitch but she is hot and thats about it

this jerky fucking her makes her his bitch and ours as well...

The clips I saw were in night vision how could you see anything at all?

The full version has plenty of non-night vision footage.... and what was surprizing for a spoiled bitch she can suck the fuckstick mighty fine and it looked as if she's done it many many times.

He cums, I think, but it ain't a close up pop-shot or even a Peter North-type hosedown....

no problem... I wade through all this smut just to better guide my fellow perverts on their journey to better jerky!

If you're hoping for a Paris Hilton facial... forget it. She jerks him off onto her tits.

a facial would've been unexpected yet awesome.

I was suprised she didn't run away when he came, so I was happy with the tit squirt.

I liked the bj parts of the video but the straight sex was totally useless to wank to, it's too bad because she looks like she has a very pretty pussy.

Paris Hilton is no Pam Anderson:

(1) Not as hot (not even close)
(2) Not as cute
(3) Not nearly as good sexing technique

and

the dude ain't Tommy Lee:

(1) Small pathetic penis
(2) Weak cum shot (when we finally see one)


With that being said, it doesn't matter. This title will sell hundreds of thousands of copies because it's Paris Hilton!


Jaydee

Pam Anderson tape
1. overrated plastic dimbulb w/ nice pussy & fit beav, so what?
2. she kind of just laid there.
3. Tommmy Lee: human garbage w/ a big sausage.

celebrities are assholes

Yup, I liked the Paris tape much better than the Pamela one, Tommy does have a huge schlong but what the hell do I care about that, at least Paris gave a good Bj.