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#558861 - 07/08/12 03:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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What's wrong with that hotdog bun?
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#558954 - 07/08/12 10:54 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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@ tri...What's stopping you, homie? Tweet her or whatever. Laying your smoovest moves on her. I'm not even jerking your chain, like my ancestors did yours.
Barry the Pirate to the Trite One
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#558986 - 07/09/12 10:16 AM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Just tryin to help a brotha out.
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#559202 - 07/11/12 06:49 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I hear their benefits for models are extremely generous. Apparently, they have Recreational Narcotics plan that has a $25 co-pay for crystal meth and cocaine.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#559219 - 07/11/12 08:04 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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"Dworkin and MacKinnon were full of shit, at the time, but it's hard to argue with the fact that I am aroused by predation against women." -Rear Admiral aka a guy who would make a great college professor
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#559317 - 07/12/12 06:45 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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"Bless you Frankie for all that you do."-jigaloo
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#559503 - 07/14/12 07:28 AM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
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This line busted me up. Diction, grammar, vocabulary, all perfect in the context of...sisters...eating each other out.
"The Stevens girls assiduously avoided direct contact with each others' vulvae."
-- Rear Admiral
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
-- Rear Admiral
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#559553 - 07/14/12 01:59 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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#559966 - 07/17/12 03:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#559986 - 07/17/12 04:51 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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"Every single one of you morons (the girls aside)!" -Perverted, on who belongs on the shit list.
Edited by tattypatty (07/17/12 04:57 PM)
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#560006 - 07/17/12 05:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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"How big is Ramon, James Deen, Lexington Steele, or Mandingo? Or any other famous well known talent known for their size."-2savage
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#560108 - 07/18/12 01:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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"@ perverted
You took the time to post a picture of a tranny AND you've never posted pictures of women before so go eat a big bag full of dicks."-nassim
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#560114 - 07/18/12 03:56 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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"Everyone can kiss my ass" -Adam Carolla
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#560199 - 07/19/12 01:01 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 03/27/12
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#560218 - 07/19/12 03:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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She shouldn't sell herself short. I'm sure she'd do fine at saying something stupid.
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#560229 - 07/19/12 03:53 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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"This guy has a really pretty face and great breasts, for a person born with man nipples."smelly monkey
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#560293 - 07/20/12 06:58 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
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I have to differ with respect to the XPT general consensus on Dana DeArmond. I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
-- Rear Admiral
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#560310 - 07/20/12 11:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I honestly can't see a scenario of my kid being molested that didn't end with me on the fucker's porch with a ball bat in my hand and pistol tucked in my waistband with an ultimatum to get the fuck out of town within 48 hours.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#560417 - 07/21/12 06:25 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
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#560824 - 07/23/12 06:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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"The tube sites killed the face fucking star."-charin
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#561170 - 07/26/12 10:34 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
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There was a self proclaimed escort who used to post here that said all the whores on the escort circuit called her Tater Reed.
thats one spud that wont make you pull the pud^.
Have2cit and Frankie Figgs on Tatum Reed
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
-- Rear Admiral
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#561210 - 07/26/12 07:02 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
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But I do see you requesting "suck. my. dick." It's nice to know you're clear on your priorities. Do you always prefer men or only when attempting to make come backs on line? Trying to get to know my fellow posters a little better.
cqd, ftw
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
-- Rear Admiral
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#561475 - 07/28/12 04:16 PM
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J.B.
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"Everyone needs to back the fuck off. They have to deal with this on their own. I did not believe she could do something like this."
---Pipe Dream, self appointed spokesman for the Gay and Undead.
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#561516 - 07/28/12 07:50 PM
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J.B.
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I do not want to start a precedent of imgs in lieu of real live quotes. Having said that: 1) Y'all illiterate anyway, and 2) In a democracy, the people get what they deserve. Appropos of this, and in full Fwoofie Woffie Swing, You Gets This:
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#561526 - 07/28/12 11:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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That's not real.
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#561762 - 07/31/12 01:59 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
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And that's how the meth fell onto the baby's hair.
-- Gia Jordan
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
-- Rear Admiral
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#561886 - 08/01/12 07:19 PM
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J.B.
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"Why are you so jaded?"
--Gian Jerkins
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#561899 - 08/01/12 07:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#561934 - 08/01/12 10:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"The MILF whore at the desk when I dropped off my mortgage payment. Probably 50, bleach blonde, sluttish perfume, great nails and jewelry, black slacks and DDs crammed into a long sleeved white sweater. On a 95 degree day. I honestly came home and pleasured myself to the thought of the degrading things I'd put her through if given a chance."-barry the pirate
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#562094 - 08/03/12 08:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
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lol is she gonna ended up coming back to porn after she pops out the kid?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#562141 - 08/04/12 10:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Miranda ain't some ginger dyke on a horse-faced broad's chick show. Holy fuck! I had to cup my balls to make sure they didn't fall off, because I laughed so hard when I read that.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#562178 - 08/04/12 12:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"Fuck me like you're never going to see me again because there's a high likelihood that's what's gonna happen."
Gianna Michaels awesome!
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#562193 - 08/04/12 01:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Gianna's a good good girl.
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#562215 - 08/04/12 03:37 PM
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J.B.
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"Whenever it says "funniest thing since Spinal Tap", run the fuck the other way."
--Barry The Pirate
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#562223 - 08/04/12 04:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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not bad for a delusional stealer of broadband dope smoker
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#562420 - 08/05/12 10:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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JB: "Shush, wee fascisti, I just gave you license. Don't fuck it up."
This is amusing.
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#562426 - 08/05/12 10:41 PM
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#562447 - 08/06/12 08:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
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"I love uncircumcised penis, yea i said it...Who doesn't like opening presents???"-maddy o riley
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#562468 - 08/06/12 02:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i couldnt make up my mind,so heres another quote of the day.
"there's a lot of dumb computer shit that i need to learn but i've been putting it off because it's boring. we're talking basic stuff here."-gia jordan
"Turn on webcam. Take a step backwards. Turn around. Bend over. Your welcome"-jerkules
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#562726 - 08/10/12 01:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
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"If he sued her for more than $40 she'd be homeless. If he really wanted to cause her problems he would buy Franzia and stop distributing it within the USA."-jigaloo
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#562914 - 08/12/12 11:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Once upon a time, women and minorities couldn't vote!
Must of been nice...
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#562978 - 08/12/12 10:05 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 08/04/06
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"There's a big difference between a man and a woman saying, 'I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie.'" -- Brandon Tuschak
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I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
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