I'm not from Chicago, and I don't assume fake identities.

If you'd like to verify that with the monitors of this board, I'm sure they'll back me up.

I would certainly never, ever assume a girl's identity to spread a rumor about her.

Therefore, you have me confused with someone else.

I may be an asshole, but I'm an honest asshole.

If I don't like something, I say it, and I don't need to use other names to say what I have to say.

Thus, you are wrong.

Apologize now, or I just might have to buy you a sixth grade vocabulary book.

The Outsider