The person I talked to said they are looking at airing an in-depth report on the sad state of 'testing' in porn sometime in the summer.

It's about time.

People read this board, and all the shit we talk, and take it seriously.

However, teenagers that read this board are missing a very important part of what really happens in porn.

No one comes back here, after 'retiring', to talk about the wonder of taking 10 pills a day for all the STD's they've acquired, do they?

Nope.

These girls just go do other stuff, like turn tricks, and you never hear from these so-called 'stars' again.

They aren't 'stars', anyways.

They're girls who make stupid decisions, and pay for them later.

Since I was never in the industry, I can't really be considered a 'turncoat' by explaining the reality of STD 'testing' in the industry.

As for Mr. Monkey's take on my advice to find and marry a girl in high school versus a porn whore...

...I stand by my suggestion.

I'm a selfish asshole who molded a trusting teen into a wonderful woman.

Sue me.

The question you should all be asking, is how I did this.

To your surprise, I did it by NOT lying, NOT cheating, NOT taking advantage, and SHARING every single decision with my spouse.

If that makes me a bad person in some folk's eyes, I think they're deluded.

My opinion stands.

And...by the way...

Jessica and Nick Simpson ROCK.

I'd rather hang out with them than any of you STD infected whores any day.

The Outsider