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#1786 - 08/15/10 08:26 PM
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As the story goes, I showed her something on here, maybe the sidewalk chalk animation clip, and she later came back and rooted my posts, then started and argument. When I found out the argument was about my posts, I hit the ceiling. Next day I changed my screen name so she'd have something REAL to be pissed about if she rooted again. Which she did, but I think she made a joke out of the screen name. At last year's ExxxoticaNY, I introduced her to Monstar as My Nosy Bitch and we all got a chuckle.
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#1787 - 08/15/10 08:32 PM
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Cool stories. Thx. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banana.gif" alt="" />
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#1788 - 08/15/10 09:28 PM
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Funny thing she mentioned the first time she rooted, "The only nice thing you said about ME is that I ate your ass."
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/droolstool.gif" alt="" />
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#1789 - 08/16/10 06:41 PM
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Cameron (Bitch Don't Lie) Keys to Monica (WAAAAAA) Foster:
You have seriously gone off the deep end honey....nobody in the industry CARES enough about you to be against you.
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#1790 - 08/17/10 10:03 PM
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That negro did OK for himself. He went from slave to the chief engineer of the Enterprise. Fiend on LeVar Burton
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#1791 - 08/20/10 08:41 AM
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"Sometimes prejudices are so ingrained, it is difficult for an individual person to assess their own bigotry."
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#1792 - 08/20/10 01:14 PM
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Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock-Ichiro to Bob Costas when asked what his favorite American phrase was.
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#1793 - 08/21/10 11:34 AM
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My Girl is a Nosy Bitch: Hitler stopped killing Jews in the 40's, yet people still bad mouth him.
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#1794 - 08/23/10 10:05 AM
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This is an adult oriented site you pickle brained drunk. No one is learning racism, misogyny or sexism on this site unless you are out there in your mobile home advertising XPT at elementary and middle schools. Anybody who comes here on purpose is already fucked up before they ever read our discussions.
fiend, to chuck...
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#1795 - 08/26/10 09:45 PM
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asking the black hole of bandwidth to elaborate could be disastrous. -lou cypher on ivorenginedrivel
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#1796 - 08/26/10 10:11 PM
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Charin is the only person who can get a DUI just drinking at home. The lovely Gia Jordan
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#1797 - 09/09/10 01:25 PM
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I spray myself with Old Spice before I go sleep. ...guess....
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#1798 - 09/13/10 01:54 PM
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On Monday 13th September 2010, @MASON_MOOREXXX said:
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I told my bf to put rogaine on his mustache so it would grow fuller. now my pubes are growing so crazy that I gotta shave everyday just so u can still see my hit it like a champ tat
Mason Moore: If I masterbate and think about justin bieber that's cool right?!?! As long as I don't actually follow through...
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#1799 - 09/14/10 03:36 PM
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^ can he be banned from this thread?. that sucked.
Why is it that people on this forum are always asking for trouble? - Perverted
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#1800 - 09/14/10 04:26 PM
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#1801 - 09/14/10 09:20 PM
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I think this is the first pictorial "Quote of the Day" post, and I do NOT endorse, advocate or approve it's repetition except by qualified professionals. I'm looking especially at you, Frankie. Having said that this exchange belongs here: An out-swinging door is just more convenient. just ask ryan knox. ---Mark_J.
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#1802 - 09/14/10 10:00 PM
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Honorable mention:
"You can't even do racism right. Fuck." ---Berry
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#1804 - 09/15/10 04:42 PM
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I think this is the first pictorial "Quote of the Day" post, and I do NOT endorse, advocate or approve it's repetition except by qualified professionals. I'm looking especially at you, Frankie. Having said that this exchange belongs here: An out-swinging door is just more convenient. just ask ryan knox. ---Mark_J. Wow. I can't help but think this site has lost its luster. I dunno..
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#1805 - 09/15/10 04:50 PM
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^^^ I take it you're here in your tightest, most sparkly glitter sequined hot pants to bring it back! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/limpwrist.gif" alt="" />
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#1807 - 09/15/10 05:12 PM
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I mean I guess it's cool if you guys are really that into it.....................I guess...but...its just like...
Seriously? If you are so disinterested then why is it everytime someone makes fun of you on here you show up and respond to it, limpy.
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#1809 - 09/15/10 07:50 PM
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Goddamnit, Brandon, you're hitting 'em out of the park this week. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dancingbroc.gif" alt="" />
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#1810 - 09/15/10 10:04 PM
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If If you are so disinterested then why is it everytime someone makes fun of you on here you show up and respond to it, limpy.
I don't know. I must be a total loser. Nothing like you.
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#1811 - 09/18/10 04:53 PM
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Coke's Cuckoo for Cocoa Cock. Coyote, making fine use of alliteration (and pop culture references)
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#1812 - 09/19/10 10:22 PM
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It was her.
And apparently right afterwards she did "I wanna cum inside your mom".
Conq , on Ginger Lynn's Dog Whisperer appearance.
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#1813 - 09/23/10 02:25 PM
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Twitter hacked the other day & today Facebook goes down. Is the Internet itself next!? AC Cream.
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#1814 - 09/23/10 04:08 PM
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"Faith means not wanting to know what is true." — Friedrich Nietzsche
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"I believe in God, only I spell it Nature." — Frank Lloyd Wright
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"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." — Denis Diderot
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"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows." — Samuel Clemens
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"The whole thing is so patently infantile, so foreign to reality, that to anyone with a friendly attitude to humanity it is painful to think that the great majority of mortals will never be able to rise above this view of life." — Sigmund Freud
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." — Edward Gibbon
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"Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned." – Anonymous
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"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion." – Steven Weinberg
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer." – Anonymous
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"Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence." – Anonymous
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"What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof." – Christopher Hitchens
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"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." – Stephen Roberts
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" – Epicurus I stole the collection of quotes from a post made on an anime focused forum I visit sometimes. They were compiled by someone else. I just liked reading them today and thought I'd drop them here. oh yeah...fuck you.
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#1815 - 09/25/10 04:27 PM
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"I'm not offended by nudity. I'm offended by how fucking lame and self-indulgent performance art is."
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#1816 - 09/27/10 02:58 AM
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Nick manning AND kurt lockwood in the same dvd? Is the title called My Narcissism is Pretty Advanced.? -CumStains
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#1817 - 09/28/10 11:13 AM
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If I could be black for a day Id call everyone racist, chug 40s and use the N word around white ppl to make them feel awkward. Mallory Rae Murphy
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#1819 - 10/01/10 04:24 PM
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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif" alt="" />
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#1820 - 10/04/10 11:10 PM
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That's horrible. I can't believe people can have that much anger. Zoe Voss on XPT.
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#1822 - 10/14/10 06:04 AM
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"so it took hiv to bring this place back to life. nice."
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#1823 - 10/15/10 12:10 PM
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Quote: ...wondering what she has been doing to keep her pussy wet. Any info?
She keeps it wet by rubbing her tears of shame on it. This question is kind of gay. Maybe you should ask the fags over at gayDT. JasonH, punishing teh faggotry
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#1824 - 10/20/10 10:38 PM
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You want to talk about technical? A tranny is technically a faggot with breast implants. JasonH, philosopher
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#1825 - 10/21/10 02:34 PM
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it looks like he has been burnt by a tranny.
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#1827 - 10/28/10 10:13 PM
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how fucking pointless is Sasha in Playboy...seriously. Thats like brushing your teeth before a bukkake TheBillyVassi
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#1828 - 11/03/10 06:16 PM
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Prostitution is nature’s foil to rampant ego inflation in obese/ugly women. Knowing men can find sexual release elsewhere removes power from women, and that’s a good thing. some guy on some board where feminists think their opinion actually matters
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#1829 - 11/18/10 10:13 AM
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I think jews make the best cheap labor, especially when it's forced, cheap labor.
-JasonH, to Panzer
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#1830 - 11/20/10 11:09 PM
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Why the fuck do you sign your posts? You're not witty or insightful, and it's not like we can't simply look to the left of your boring-ass posts to see who to ignore next time.
-Bill Hicks
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#1831 - 12/01/10 12:06 AM
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You can't rape a whore. Its retail theft at the most. Gloria Steinem ....no wait i mean FIEND.....
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#1832 - 12/09/10 02:53 PM
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Sometimes I get the feeling that Volt's gonna show up at my door and say," You fat fuck, we got a shot tonight. Meet me at the office".
-Doron D.
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#1833 - 12/15/10 02:04 AM
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I don't consider myself a rapist. In the strictest sense of the word, I am. That is to say that anyone who commits a rape at any time in their life is a rapist. It's like the old joke. Build a thousand bridges, they don't call you "Joe the Bridge Builder," Raise three strong boys, they don't call you "Joe the Father," but you fuck one sheep... Not from anyone on XPT but it made me fucking laugh.
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#1834 - 12/15/10 05:55 PM
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"BDM I am gonna slaughter a chicken on your doorstep tonight and tomorrow you can interpret it's entrails. It will tell your future or maybe you will make a chicken liver sandwich."
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#1835 - 12/15/10 06:02 PM
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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolling1.gif" alt="" /> I'll go with the sandwich !
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