you, a "thirty something" year old "man"... should not even be talking to a 15 yr old about porn... especially in that manner... you are a sick fuck.

however for those who find Outsider to be a moron, and Newlyweds to be a waste of time.... check out Asshole Milkshakes from Extreme Associates. that is by far more tasteful and less mentally castrating then anything that comes out of Outsiders mouth.