For the past few months, I've been watching the 'Newlyweds' show on MTV.

I've also cancelled my DISH-TV subscription to porn.

Are these two incidences related?

I say they are.

Yes, you people in porn will castrate me for this, but it's become very, very clear that Sexually Transimitted Diseases are of little importance to you, except for AIDS.

It's wonderful to watch a couple that is married that cares about each other as much as Jessica and Nick do as they go through their lives, honestly, without attempting to cover up their problems with 'retiring' or 'leaving the industry'.

It's also wonderful to see a REAL MAN, that being NICK LACHEY, who cares so much about his WIFE as to let her be her, only stepping in when she is about to hurt herself.

I recently talked to a 15 year old girl, whom I HAVE NOT slept with, who had some interesting things to say about the state of the porn industry.

Outsider: Would you rather date a porn guy, or date a guy like Nick Lachey?

15 year old girl: Well, a porn guy might give me an STD, right? I mean, they only test for AIDS, right? And all the other stuff, couldn't I get that?

Outsider: Yeah, you could get that.

15 year old girl: And they only test for AIDS once a month, right?

Outsider: That seems to be correct.

15 year old girl: Well, I think I'd rather date a guy who lets me say something stupid, but stops me from DOING something stupid, ya know?

Outsider: You give me hope, young lady.

15 year old girl: Jenna Jameson is so over, anyways. She looks like she's 90, and she's prolly got about a zillion STD's, right?

Outsider: I don't know if that's true. In the porn industry, no one has STD's. They just mysteriously 'retire' after a few films.

15 year old girl: Well, I think I'd rather say silly stuff that I can learn from than end up taking 29 million pills to prevent or get rid of stuff I never should have gotten in the first place.

Outsider: So then...

15 year old girl: I'd rather date a guy like Nick than go into porn.

Yes, that's a real converation that I had with a 15 year old girl that I have not yet slept with.

Is the word getting out about the stupidity of STD testing in the porn industry?

I'd say it is.

Looks like you guys are going to have to either be just a bit more honest...

...or these girls are going to dump your asses...

...for good guys like Nick Lachey.

And guess what?

I wouldn't blame them.

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are what America can be at it's best.

The Outsider happens to think that what goes around, comes around.

And what's coming around is this:

Girls, even at age 15, are wising up to your assinine 'testing' procedures.

And this good man, who also happens to be married to a woman as lovely as Jessica Simpson...

...is helping them.

So either change your stupid assed procedures...

...or I will make SURE that I educate your younger, upcoming 'actresses' about what they will face.

Fuck you and your rants about how impossible this is.

Nothing is impossible, you fucks.

Especially when it comes to the future of a 15 year old girl.

The Outsider

you, a "thirty something" year old "man"... should not even be talking to a 15 yr old about porn... especially in that manner... you are a sick fuck.

however for those who find Outsider to be a moron, and Newlyweds to be a waste of time.... check out Asshole Milkshakes from Extreme Associates. that is by far more tasteful and less mentally castrating then anything that comes out of Outsiders mouth.

I will devote my life to educating young women about the dangers of porn.

I have access to all the chat rooms and boards.

I know Yahoo and SWYDM like the back of my hand.

Until this shit faced 'testing' bullshit in porn changes...

...I will stand on top of a mountaintop and shout your shithead testing bullshit with a megaphone until it is heard.

Try to stop me, assholes.

You have no idea who you are dealing with.

You have no idea who I work for.

This shit is gonna stop NOW.

Yeah, I heard about this last round of syphillis outbreaks.

It set me off, you fuckwads.

I'm on fire now.

You're gonna have to kill me to shut my fucking mouth.

PrimeTime Live is gonna be knocking on your fucking door pretty soon.

Let's see you tell Diane Sawyer that you had no idea that an 18 year old could get 5 STD's, after 'testing', in only a few porn films.

...and...

Make sure you say "hello" to The Outsider.

I fucking warned you.

None of you took me seriously.

Watch, and learn.

The Outsider

dude, relax man. half the time im talking im fucking with you.

btw. what syphillis outbreak... i've heard nothing about that.

go ahead, tell girls not to get into porn, i think you are doing a good thing in many ways, i talk to girls just getting business all the time and tell them the harsh realities of this business that many of the agents try to hide. many still do it, that is their descision, no one shou;d be in this business who is not aware of the risk, not aware of the danger. i admit my last response was as mr. longshot: asshole. this is as rob, from the bottom of my heart i say that talking most girls out of porn is a good idea, only the ones who really want to be here should, and they will do it no matter what you tell them.

on the other hand i still think it is wrong to discuss porn with children in that matter, they should know nothing about our business. thats why i agree with jimmy d about the "anti-porn" commercial he made, it was very good and relays a positive message.

maybe you should speak with him, not everyone in this business is here to prey on people, some are good people. the truth is, as a self proclaimed outsider you know little about the number of truly good people in this business... and unfortunately you know many by their on screen charachters, instead of as the real people... but thats mostly because when you attack so hard you drive people to a defensive posture.

my question is why do you choose to post here instead of ADT where you would get the ears of a larger, more mainstreamed audience. that would be the best way to push your efforts.

if you could truly find a way to institute a better testing program i would support it 100%, i mean that from the bottom of my heart. but if you come off so angry you will only put people off.
you catch more flies with hiney than with vinigar.

I've been on this bbs, for almost a fucking year, pleading, begging, offering, and asking for...

...a more responsible treatment of porn 'stars'.

Then, one fine winter California morning, I got an email from a major television company, from a well respected journalist, asking me why I decided NOT to go into porn.

I asked them to read the board, and to talk to other people in porn, before we talked again.

They did some research, and talked to some of the 'stars' that post on this board, and others.

What was the result?

The news organization came back to me, and asked me why I had ever thought of going into porn in the first place.

I told them, "Well, I was told they 'tested', whatever that meant, and I was told that they 'tracked diseases', whatever that meant."

I went on to tell them that the industry felt that getting diseases other than AIDS was pretty much standard, and that most of those in the industry simply accepted that fact.

They asked me whether I had heard the term 'Class Action Lawsuit' before.

I laughed, and said I had.

How many times have I come to this board, and told all of you that you needed to change this shit, or the heat would come down?

Did any of you really think this could last forever?

I don't care what your intentions were, or are.

Within the next few weeks, many of you are going to be asked to answer some very, very tough questions.

And those questions are going to come about as a result of one very, very brave girl.

Many of you picked money over morals.

Bad, bad choice.

If you think Rob Black's bullshit made headlines...

...you ain't seen nothing yet.

In my heart of hearts, I could feel sorry for you...if you had only LISTENED to what I had been saying.

However, you DID NOT listen to what I was saying.

Therefore...

...Your time for punishment is coming.

People like Nina Hartley, people like Sky Lopez, people like Jeff Steward...

...people who have attempted to WARN people about the terrible infections going around...

...these people will probably NOT be contacted.

But the rest of you...

...good luck.

I'm a pissed off motherfucker.

And as for you, Rob...

...telling 15 year olds IS A WORTHY cause...

...especially since the people who shoot you go fucking looking for KIDS in my fucking city, on fuckin Main Street, in the middle of the fucking day.

Don't say I didn't warn you fucks.

I did.

Multiple times.

You're gonna pay for this shit.

Make sure you tell them I said 'hello'.

How many times have I suggested DAY OF SHOOT TESTING AND RESULTS, only to get laughed at?

Diane wasn't laughing.

Are you?

The Outsider

just as a note man, i do agree there needs to be a more responsible treatment of porn stars... and it is coming.

in case you did not know, PAW have made availible a health insurance plan for performers through a major provider. things take time, but this business like every other business is evolving. im nw to it, i admit, im not a 5 yr veteran, im not a director, im a performer in my 6th month. but i have yet to catch an STD. in fact i have never had one in my life, and have not yet in the business.

i do know it happens though, and we need to protect people, i will never disagree wiht you on that.

i however have no idea what you are talking about with the kids thing. anyone who fucks around with kids is a scumbag in my book, no one i work for (to my knowledge) has done that.

and last time someone did an interview with me for 20/20, they never aired it... so if primetime contacted me i would expect the same thing. *shrugs*

no need for anger, anger is a wasted emotion.

outsider, first you go on this plea mission to clean up porn, then you advocate marrying underage girls, now you claim to love that stupid show featuring dumber than gumby Jessica Simpson & that jerky she married more than porn. Now I know you are totally fucked in the head

I love the outsider. I love how everyone takes what he says seriously. I love how he tries to play the erin brockovich role in the post when he is closer to jesse jackson. I can see it now, a court room with all the people marc wallice gave aids to, all the jaded std carrying ex porn stars sitting in the stands and outsider throwing out the " if the condom fits, you must acquit' line. How about the dalhi longsong, giving us indepth spiritual posts, trying to uplift and enlighten the users of the board. I think he forgot that all he has to do is maintain an erection and learn 3-5 sexual positions. Don't try and do anything else it will just confuse you, leave the thinking to other people.

can't a man be both a meat puppet and a philospher.

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can't a man be both a meat puppet and a philospher.

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UM NO. You are barely a meat puppet at this point, try to conquer one thing at a time my big chined leno looking fellow.

i love the monkeey.

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i love the monkeey.

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That makes two of us. I love the monkey too. I have to say that the war has changed me, i was warned that i might not come back as the same man that left. You see things over a period of time out in the desert and i still to this day wake up in a pool of my own sweat crying and sobbing to myself.

i know, i remember when i was in korea... i mean the bloodshed, the terror, all the families i killed throwing grenades in to houses because i was hearing a voice in my ear telling me to do it....

that was one fucked up weekend...

thankfully they found medication to make it better.

The person I talked to said they are looking at airing an in-depth report on the sad state of 'testing' in porn sometime in the summer.

It's about time.

People read this board, and all the shit we talk, and take it seriously.

However, teenagers that read this board are missing a very important part of what really happens in porn.

No one comes back here, after 'retiring', to talk about the wonder of taking 10 pills a day for all the STD's they've acquired, do they?

Nope.

These girls just go do other stuff, like turn tricks, and you never hear from these so-called 'stars' again.

They aren't 'stars', anyways.

They're girls who make stupid decisions, and pay for them later.

Since I was never in the industry, I can't really be considered a 'turncoat' by explaining the reality of STD 'testing' in the industry.

As for Mr. Monkey's take on my advice to find and marry a girl in high school versus a porn whore...

...I stand by my suggestion.

I'm a selfish asshole who molded a trusting teen into a wonderful woman.

Sue me.

The question you should all be asking, is how I did this.

To your surprise, I did it by NOT lying, NOT cheating, NOT taking advantage, and SHARING every single decision with my spouse.

If that makes me a bad person in some folk's eyes, I think they're deluded.

My opinion stands.

And...by the way...

Jessica and Nick Simpson ROCK.

I'd rather hang out with them than any of you STD infected whores any day.

The Outsider

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As for Mr. Monkey's take on my advice to find and marry a girl in high school versus a porn whore...

...I stand by my suggestion.

I'm a selfish asshole who molded a trusting teen into a wonderful woman.

Sue me.

The question you should all be asking, is how I did this.

To your surprise, I did it by NOT lying, NOT cheating, NOT taking advantage, and SHARING every single decision with my spouse.

If that makes me a bad person in some folk's eyes, I think they're deluded.

My opinion stands.

And...by the way...

Jessica and Nick Simpson ROCK.

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I love the outsider, i love how he offers fresh views and a unique style of posting. If the board had more outsiders it would be a lot more interesting place to post, but alas for every outsider there is 20 sammuras. I am not being sarcastic either. Outsider i was never against you marrying young non porn women, in fact i was one of the only people to side with you on it. I do find there to be a lot of striking similarites between jessica and nick and porn stars though, i mean they are all just beautiful idiots, right?. Only difference is singing and fucking on film.

I think the difference between Jessica and Nick and porn couples is that they each prevent the other from hurting themselves.

That, to me, makes me love them.

Yes, neither Jessica or Nick are Mensa Members, like you and I probably are, but what really matters is that they don't hurt other people, and they don't let each other get hurt.

They both have kind hearts.

I don't know how you can let your spouse work in the porn industry, knowing the odds of getting harmful STD's, and sleep at night. When I found out what it was all about, I was horrified that I almost went into it, and worse, almost dragged my wife into it. I would imagine Jessica and Nick would react the same way if they found out the realities of porn.

Instead, we watch documentary after documentary about Jenna Jameson, who whores herself out to any asswipe with a combover for $6000, and no one asks her about the diseases she has. Not that she'd tell the truth anyway.

The Outsider

I have a feeling your the asswipe from chicago I hear about harrassing girls left and right on boards. Mr outsider. that person has gone as far as to post under the girls names and tell guys they have diseases.

I'm not from Chicago, and I don't assume fake identities.

If you'd like to verify that with the monitors of this board, I'm sure they'll back me up.

I would certainly never, ever assume a girl's identity to spread a rumor about her.

Therefore, you have me confused with someone else.

I may be an asshole, but I'm an honest asshole.

If I don't like something, I say it, and I don't need to use other names to say what I have to say.

Thus, you are wrong.

Apologize now, or I just might have to buy you a sixth grade vocabulary book.

The Outsider

just dig the monkey, he is totally special, like a one-man wrecking crew. he has brought a unique brand of comedy to this board. actualy methinks he thinks he owns this board, poor gay retarded little thing, i mean i'm impressed with his tenacity. no im not being sarcastic, i really think the monkey is totally cool and smarter than a pack of retards, really, he is too fucking brilliant for his own good...

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just dig the monkey, he is totally special, like a one-man wrecking crew. he has brought a unique brand of comedy to this board. actualy methinks he thinks he owns this board, poor gay retarded little thing, i mean i'm impressed with his tenacity. no im not being sarcastic, i really think the monkey is totally cool and smarter than a pack of retards, really, he is too fucking brilliant for his own good...

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HEHE you can say what you want but i remember reading a post when the board was dead during my week absence saying how you loved the monkey, you stroked my ego and i loved every minute of it. I know this is just your attempt to try and get under my skin but i think you might have to take a more subtle approach if you hope to succeed. Love and kisses SM. PAI.

so you really didn't go to Iraq? fuckin liar, now you've lost my respect again. funny how Owen S mouth never returned to do his part.

I just like anyone who says there needs to be more jessica simpson and nick whatever his last name is type people in america and actually convience a lot of people that he is serious. Golden.

Between both Outsider and Monkey,I really do like Monkey,because he's obnoxious and doesn't give a damn motherfucking shit whom he mightily pisses off,he's funny,and always keeps on being entertaining(in the wrong kinds of ways),which explains his indestructible longivity on this board.

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Between both Outsider and Monkey,I really do like Monkey,because he's obnoxious and doesn't give a damn motherfucking shit whom he mightily pisses off,he's funny,and always keeps on being entertaining(in the wrong kinds of ways),which explains his indestructible longivity on this board.

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Here Steve, here's your head back i found it half way up my ass. (slurp)

the ousider has too much time on his hands to be posting here if he realy thinks Jessica & Nick show is better than porn. carmen electra is way hotter anyways. id bang both of them any day haha