"whats eugenics? "

---Pretty

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/partyguy.gif" alt="" />

"My commercial mansion now with the 4 new sets upstairs is a total of 15 sets because when I bit the bullet and took on the lease I thought I might have to rent it to keep up with the nut of the place but I didn’t. " -- D.L.

hey lookit! im a quote!

"I don't like to read much..."

---Darrah

"What's the best part about a blowjob? Anyone? anyone? The 5 to 10 minutes of SILENCE!"

---Dirty Deadz


It's turning into a quotable day.

I know it's my current sig, but this one has to be saved for posterity:



You fucking stupid douchebag. Now excuse me while I pray to have you killed.

Dear Baby Jesus, who I love so much. Please kill Jim B in his sleep tonight. Please have him swallow his tongue and die. Please send Jim B to hell where he can become involved in a gay love triangle with Satan and Saddam Hussein. Oh please Baby Jesus, do me this one favor. Thank you.

---Bleccchhh9000

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/masturbanana.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/masturbanana.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/masturbanana.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/masturbanana.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/masturbanana.gif" alt="" />

"You are so full of shit that if Panzer gave you an enema there wouldn't be anything left."

---Corndog on Darrah

-Darrah

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/partyguy.gif" alt="" />

Me to Desi Foxx:

^^ This is a sad moment.

Edit (after reading your senseless reply):
1. You don't quote yourself. (The Academy doesn't give the Oscars to themselves.) Let other people decide if what you wrote is 'quote-worthy'.
2. You didn't write this line at XPT, but somewhere else. That makes it (in my book) inadmissible.

Furthermore, you react as if bitten by a snake (and this is not the first time I notice it). It makes me wonder why you behave like that. Lack of attention? Insecurity? Why don't you think for a few moments before you reply? It just might happen that your reaction is less aggressive.

You don't get to nominate your own posts, especially when they're not clever.

Why? She said the first part to me. Then I said the second part to her.

See my new sig. A homerun from XPT's Willie D....

Oh, and this nugget from Bornyo : "
That's pretty funny. They will fuck parolees, amputees, retards half-wits and future parolees on video but won't hand out beer samples at a trade show."

'I don't get pms. I'm a cunt by default.' - Gia

"You suck more than watching "Timecop" sober." --- Paranoid

"Your threads come derailment-ready."

---Ms. Jerkins to Arthur/Kate/Whatever

^^^Fucking A....awesome. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />

"What?? I'm confused....I'm blonde,you need to explain! "

---Cameron Keys

"This is going to be one of the most entertaining moments every captured on film."


---"Porno" Dan Leal, on becoming the Alex Panzer of Cum Cookers.

"I am a kiss ass."

---Cindi Loftus

"It's a sad day for bukkake."

---Jim Powers

me: you need a new coat. winter is afoot!
ollie: (looks at shoe) i thought it was a season.

- Zenman

"I'm one of the biggest fucking trolls on this board."

--- Ceramic God Product

"Watching you fuck broads is as out of place as Stephen Hawking auditioning for Dancing With The Stars."

--- Jack Hate, on "Porno" Dan Leal

"Don't believe anything that I write."

---Daraj Fjord, Pr0n Bloggete

"I was also blackballed out of national honor society for 'general character defects.'"

---GonzoGirl

"Now if you'll excuse me, I've got the federal government to fight."

--- Paul F. Little

"Black people are stupid, they don't eat mayonnaise they put it in their hair."

"I wish I could be so attention craved that I come out of a 10 year retirement to dress up like a sea lion in a straight jacket for what could damn well be the lamest scene of the year.... "

3SB on Tricia D.

Alex Panzer, philosopher, philanthopist, phat phuck.

"A raw turkey is probably safer than sticking it in most of the whores Brandon posts pics of. "

---Moron Boy, Thanksgiving 2008

"A girl getting a tattoo is like keying your own car."

---Mark_J.

"What performer is going to fork over $145 to go to the show so she can walk the floor to see everyone she can see at one of PornoDan's parties."

---Pornlaw

"While in jail, I got violated!"

---Germy Steal

-Mr. Stylah

Eric

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />[color:"green"] I missed this one. Whoever he is is fucking rad! It would make me a great sig. [/color]

"We are deeply ashamed for whatever it is about these films that has made people around the world vomit so vigorously. Please know that the content was only intended to entertain and arouse."

---Japanese Cultural Affairs Minister Kazuhiro Nakai

"I think that all food goes to my vagina. It's the fattest thing on my body."

-quote of the day by Marie Luv

wait
weres the pimp thread?

'fine
but i am not blowing you in the diaper aisle again
that was a very hefty ticket, you asshole '

~ Pretty, to Dirty's request for a 4 am Walgreen's liason.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/masturbanana.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I am more of a Carlton/Oreo type of black dude.
---Tritone

---freestylah <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/iminlove.gif" alt="" />

---Crocodile <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

-Alex "Casanova" Panzer

The only thing that bothers me is the thought that there are probably a few serial killers posting here.

-Marley Mason