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#183116 - 08/03/06 11:28 PM
Random Monkeyness Crap
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Im not going to say who or why is behind this but I found it funny that someone claiming to be from playboy sent ashton moore's people (hubby?) an email asking her to come to the mansion for some test shots only to find out she actually showed up to the mansion. Delusion is a great thing (it wasnt the monkey) Cindy crawford may or may not be a full blown meth head as we speak right now at this time.  I like Cody Lane, ive always had a thing for slightly chubby chipmunk looking girls but i believe she has an overweight vagina, thigh master? squats? For a brief moment amy reid was the biggest adult star in porn, I admit she has a great body but I can't be alone in thinking her face is a little too kami andrews if you know what i mean. Awol pornstar krystal steal was seen at throwing her drink at erik everhard who she still holds a massive grudge at from something that happened on set like 5 years ago, apparently she overheard him making a not so kind comment about her appearance and refused to wash his balls (im not kidding) when she said they weren't too fresh. This happened 5 years ago. jenna jameson is a day older today adding to her age of really really old.
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#183117 - 08/03/06 11:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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I can't be alone in thinking her face is a little too kami andrews if you know what i mean.
Is drpornz still willing to pay $666,000 to fuck her? That's a lot of meth buying power.
Stop the insanity!
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#183118 - 08/04/06 01:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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For a brief moment amy reid was the biggest adult star in porn,
still is to me...
I masturbate to her like a hyenea.
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#183119 - 08/04/06 05:20 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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For a brief moment amy reid was the biggest adult star in porn, I admit she has a great body but I can't be alone in thinking her face is a little too kami andrews if you know what i mean.
agreed, i can't say i actually saw anything with her in it but from the pics posted here, she was ok at best, kind of like alanis morrisette. fucking strange comparison, i need to stop working so much.
for some reason cody lane does it for me, kind of like the girl who rapes you when she's drunk, and whilst you try to push her away in front of the boys, when she gets you alone you fuck the shit out of her... and enjoy it.
glenfiddich anyone?
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#183120 - 08/04/06 05:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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For a brief moment amy reid was the biggest adult star in porn,
still is to me...
I masturbate to her like a hyenea.
Dude, a hyena doesn't have any thumbs.
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#183121 - 08/04/06 05:31 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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#183123 - 08/04/06 08:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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And just how does a hyena masturbate?
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I masturbate to her like a hyena.
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#183125 - 08/05/06 08:02 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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And just how does a hyena masturbate?
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I masturbate to her like a hyena.
Who cares, when you can watch Gia Jordan fuck like a racoon...or at least made up to look like she's a racoon 
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#183132 - 08/20/06 09:10 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
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I have since been overly re-habilitated, and drug free for over three years now. Past drug use is just that...THE PAST!
Just out of curiosity, would you be willing to submit to a full drug screen and allow the results to be made public to silence your critics???
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#183133 - 08/20/06 09:45 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Yous still hookin at the Bunny Ranch? I may come pay/lay you a visit. 
Cindy my girl don't pay any attention to these cretins. They are uneducated and uncouth. Let's get right to the point. How much money to put my cock in your ass? Seriously, what will it take? Quaaludes, Xanax, meth? Whatever you want baby. Call me. 
http://www.bunnyranch.com/girls/CindyCrawford.php
Is she hooking on the side? I've heard the owner of the BR isn't the most reputable person on the planet(and her tats are mysteriously missing). Still .
Unfortunately Cindy won't respond much, her tactics are to drop a post once in a very long while. I personaly think the girl is capable of running a lot of great smack, but for some reason she doesn't  .
Cindy, if you're reading this, open up girl, dish it out, I know you can do it.
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#183134 - 08/20/06 11:05 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/05
Posts: 458
Loc: the ATL
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Im not going to say who or why is behind this but I found it funny that someone claiming to be from playboy sent ashton moore's people (hubby?) an email asking her to come to the mansion for some test shots only to find out she actually showed up to the mansion. Delusion is a great thing (it wasnt the monkey)
Cindy crawford may or may not be a full blown meth head as we speak right now at this time.
I like Cody Lane, ive always had a thing for slightly chubby chipmunk looking girls but i believe she has an overweight vagina, thigh master? squats?
For a brief moment amy reid was the biggest adult star in porn, I admit she has a great body but I can't be alone in thinking her face is a little too kami andrews if you know what i mean.
Awol pornstar krystal steal was seen at throwing her drink at erik everhard who she still holds a massive grudge at from something that happened on set like 5 years ago, apparently she overheard him making a not so kind comment about her appearance and refused to wash his balls (im not kidding) when she said they weren't too fresh. This happened 5 years ago.
jenna jameson is a day older today adding to her age of really really old.
WHO the fuck are you running your mouth about?? Krystal Steal,Amy Reed,Cody Lane,Cindy Crawford??? Who the fuck are these people?? Yeah ive heard of Cindy Crawford, but her movies SUCK!! Amy reed?? NEVER HEARD OF HER, Or any of the others that you wasted a post talking about!!
You got to get with the TIMES, you fucking waste of sperm!! Real Gonzo Pornstars, Real Talent, not some NO NAME Amy Reid..I mean what kind of porn are we watching here?? Vivid?? Here's just a few, you fuck!!
Lauren Pheonix
Tyla Wynn
Jasmyne Buryne
Kelly FUCKING Wells
Hillary Scott
Kat
Katja Kassin
Missy Monroe
Sierra Sinn
Tianna Lynn
Arianna Jollee
Audrey Hollander
These are pornstars!! Next time you decide to waste a fucking post on your stupid fucking thoughts on your 80's pornstars and NO NAME TALENT..You make me want to fucking puke!!
 FAGGOTMONKEY
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#183135 - 08/20/06 11:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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you've had your stomach pumped because of the semen you ingested, correct gonzo?
i'll stab you in the face, faggot, should you ever besmirch monkey/black jesus again.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#183136 - 08/20/06 11:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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hello applesaucer. drink any piss recently? or have you been institutionalized as of late?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#183137 - 08/21/06 08:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Directed to monkey fuck-I do understand that our pain is your pleasure, given the fact that you lead a seemingly miserable existence, however, my admitting of drug abuse during my first year in this industry and have since been overly re-habilitated, and drug free for over three years now, just builds the rebuttal against your ridiculous statements. Past drug use is just that...THE PAST! Maybe you should seek a more lucrative means of information if willing to speak with those well beyond your "informative" topics.
I said you may or may NOT be a full blown meth head, how are you doing anyway?, I appreciated the kind words you had to say to me in the PM you sent and for the past few days ive been in my bunker strapped keeping an eye out for your "musical technician" boyfriend (translation hes a roadie for dio) whos going to rip my balls off. I fucked you before you got blown out and before it was the mission of some nameless hired cocks with minor diseases to get booked with you while carrying, in a running bet between three of them, to spread the love.
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