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"A lot of us do stuff to shock our parents. I used to call my mom drunk and say, 'I'm a lesbian.'



That sounds like fun. I gotta do that to my mom one day.



Would that work with your mom? I imagined her being completely unfazed, dismissively saying "That's nice dear. How was your day?"

Any excuse for some Little Britain.
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