I was taking a quiet moment earlier today reflecting on U.S.-French relations. The deterioration of our relationship over the past few years has created some animosity on both sides to be sure. I would like to be the first to thank our unwashed eurotrash friends. Thank you for Tiffany Hopkins. Lovely Tiffany often flies under the radar of porn degenerates and rarely gets the exposure she so pornographically deserves. My number one french belle: Tiffany Hopkins.

Also in the running were, in no particular order, Katsumi, Libelulle, Rebecca Lord.