Since i am flying out to iraq in a liitle over 48 hours this will be my final rant (not final post though).
Why do people call brandon iron's gay?. Is it because of the mass number's of penis in any scene staring him, is it because he fucks lots of hot chicks, is it because he was blessed with a donkey dick or is it just because he has a thinning hair line. Or a combination of any or all of the things above?. Was luke ford the jewish mel gibson of porn towards the end of his reign at lukeford.com?. Vegas has released $1.02 odds that there will be a christina aguilera porn staring at least one of her homosexual spanish dancers released before the year 2006. I remember the reason why i hate fayner so much, yet don't feel compelled to release why. Smartt is probably the most attractive person in brazil yet in the states he just looks like any typical crack whore killer (strange but true). Sammura's total post count subtracting insulting monkey posts talled to 3 posts. Skeeter kerkove is a face lifted looking fairy who belongs in jail. the guy who runs hardcoregossip.com posts anything and everything about ron jermey , in fact did you know that at 1.02 pm yesterday ron ate a burrito and scratched himself inappropriately, by no means should ANYONE post a picture of ron jermey naked by himself, in fact its barely legal to post a picture of ron in hardcore action. Devon has very fat fingers, i know this shouldn't bother me, but it does. Hillary duff is devons younger sister, devon's real name is haylie duff. I would've been banned 132 times had i of posted at ADT. Pornstars with single names has to be a trend that ends in 2004 (stevie, india, devon, etc) all take note. I pray then when i return from iraq i read a thread saying 'mark davis retires or dies' and for it to be true. Is there anything less appealing then red pubic hair?. Who threatens to retire more smelly monkey or alexa rae?. Monkey's final rant. PAI.
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