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Chico and Guapo...

...sounds like a bad MTV cartoon show.

I predict both of these porkchops go Flamian by week 5.

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I mentioned that a few weeks ago. BTW bitches, I got the number one draft. Last time I got it, I won the damn thing. Its on.

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Good luck phuckerz! My laptop seared a burn mark on my scrotum, so you all will pay during the year.

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Thats tunavan's fault. He tought it was the real NFL Draft and was going to use his 15 minute alotment.

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Cleet, your lineup is pretty weak son. Who gave you your draft info? Loop? Week one looks like a mark in the loss column for you.
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Cleet, your lineup is pretty weak son. Who gave you your draft info? Loop? Week one looks like a mark in the loss column for you.
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[Fuck you dude, the jets were primed last year until mawae got hurt and left a hole in the line, then both qb's in the same series. I was at that game and almost scaled the wall and jumped off the back of the stadium to my death, it was horrible.

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This is going to be the best season ever.

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[Fuck you dude, the jets were primed last year until mawae got hurt and left a hole in the line, then both qb's in the same series. I was at that game and almost scaled the wall and jumped off the back of the stadium to my death, it was horrible.

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Hey man, I bleed green, check how we roll. The better parties never got photographed.

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Tunacram, I am the bitch you jacked off to when I drafted the Bears' defense.

Not that you yourself will have any luck with opponents imposing their kinky birth rituals on your women. I feel especially for Lexi Bardot. She destroyed you with her birthing your Moto Razr!!!

Fun, eh?

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Tunacram, I am the bitch you jacked off to when I drafted the Bears' defense.

Not that you yourself will have any luck with opponents imposing their kinky birth rituals on your women. I feel especially for Lexi Bardot. She destroyed you with her birthing your Moto Razr!!!

Fun, eh?

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Tunacram, I am the bitch you jacked off to when I drafted the Bears' defense.

Not that you yourself will have any luck with opponents imposing their kinky birth rituals on your women. I feel especially for Lexi Bardot. She destroyed you with her birthing your Moto Razr!!!

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so how does everyone feel about their team? The draft last night was good practice for my other money leagues later this week.

Hey Chico, you know i got the top sleeper on Pitt right?

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I wish the computer hadn't drafted Lamont Jordan for me with the 2d pick whilst I was trying desperately to log on, and even though Randy Moss was the best player available when I drafted him, he's such a piece of shit I root for him to get his collarbone broken on every play.

Speaking of which, I am entertaining trade offers for either or both of them.

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I wish the computer hadn't drafted Lamont Jordan for me with the 2d pick whilst I was trying desperately to log on, and even though Randy Moss was the best player available when I drafted him, he's such a piece of shit I root for him to get his collarbone broken on every play.

Speaking of which, I am entertaining trade offers for either or both of them.

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having your top wr and one of your 2 rb's on the same team really sucks, if the faders blow in a particular game, which they will at least 10 times this year, you are totally fucked. If they do ok, it will most likely be one or the other that gets points. Drafting is very strategic.

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I wish the computer hadn't drafted Lamont Jordan for me with the 2d pick whilst I was trying desperately to log on, and even though Randy Moss was the best player available when I drafted him, he's such a piece of shit I root for him to get his collarbone broken on every play.

Speaking of which, I am entertaining trade offers for either or both of them.

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having your top wr and one of your 2 rb's on the same team really sucks, if the faders blow in a particular game, which they will at least 10 times this year, you are totally fucked. If they do ok, it will most likely be one or the other that gets points. Drafting is very strategic.

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Your team is counting on geriatric B. Favre. That guy will either retire or break in half by week three. And Leinart as a backup? He rode the coat tails of Reggie Bush at USC. If he gets any playing time in AZ he'll take a beating behind the o line the likes of which even D. Carr in Houston will cringe.

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Hey Chico, you know i got the top sleeper on Pitt right?

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Jordan is a good player that will pay off sooper- i'd hold onto him.

Hey Calm how are you prying yopurself away from the new madden long enough to read this thread

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Hey Calm how are you prying yopurself away from the new madden long enough to read this thread

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"This thread is gold Cleetus, gold I tell ya"

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Big C why didn't you join the FF League?

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In our little world of sports knife fights, you are the butterknife. I hear dykes in the WNBA consider you their slumpbuster.

Good Night Now!

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In our little world of sports knife fights, you are the butterknife. I hear dykes in the WNBA consider you their slumpbuster.

Good Night Now!

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Its good you started drinking early because your going to be at the bottom of the standings. Its funny how a few drinks warp reality. Its not funny when you wake up and realize your Willie D.

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[hindsight]Oh man, I might be in trouble. [/hindsight]

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