Sodomy Cream Pies
It’s freaking uncanny how porn from the same director can vary from masterful to misfire within mere weeks. I hope I’m not boring you with all my “Haley this and Haley that,” but I had to see this because she’s a green-eyed succubus of lost innocence. I also love the way Skeeter presents her awesomeness as a total fetish that gives my cock conniptions. Sadly, this major ego butt-sucker named Benjamin Bratt was allowed to find every way possible to fuck up a scene by fucking in all these self-centered positions that bent camera angles to annoying degrees. However, it’s really up to the director to police the talent and the bottom line is ol’ Skeet got lazy with this one, but who bats a thousand? Not to keep piling on the wabbit, but another disappointment was revealed during the pretty girl strut around the pool where the footage would be sped-up and/or slowed down too much. However, more criminally frustrating was the way dickhead Benjamin Bratt ran amuck and ruined a scene that was suppose to belong to Haley, baby. Plus, the way he treated her made me melancholy rather than horny. I almost hope she flees porn before it eats up too much of her vitality by hardening what lurks inside those soft curves. Am I a sensitive dirt-bag where the totally corrupt wouldn’t give a fuck? Who cares, I write about porn. I give this shit some meaning, bitch.
Kicking back, I figured that the Katrina Krave threesome would raise my spirits and that it did until Ben “olde” English was the revealed to be the designated stud for the task. I know that I have to stop complaining about the guys so much, but I’ve had quite enough of these guys who “perform gonzo” instead of just merely fucking like a good rent-a-cock is supposed to. The best scene featured Honey towering in 8- inch heels while Mark Wood did his typical workman-like job that I can never seem to complain about, and that’s good thing, right? Like, the moral is don’t be a distraction, dudes. Better yet, don’t make me want to put an inky dark hex on you. Oh yeah, Taylor Rain was looking hot here, but I grew disinterested the second she took off the lusty black latex fetish zipper suit. Better fuck next time Skeeter, I’m counting on you, buddy. [Mayhem]