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Tunacram, I am the bitch you jacked off to when I drafted the Bears' defense.

Not that you yourself will have any luck with opponents imposing their kinky birth rituals on your women. I feel especially for Lexi Bardot. She destroyed you with her birthing your Moto Razr!!!

Fun, eh?


I just reread that and I have no fucking clue what it means, apologies.