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Hey man, I bleed green, check how we roll. The better parties never got photographed.



Tunamelt, the Jets have about as much of a chance as Brandon Irons has passing an AIM HPV test. Come to think about it, Jets fans are a lot like herpes: the arrive unwanted and unexpected, their presence signals a lack of scoring, and they never, and I mean never, go away without leaving a mess. And when I get done with you in XPT FF, you're gonna wish Sponge Bob Strahan would bring one of those Depends over to your pad, 'cause I suspect you will crap yourself like Taylor Rain in a makeup chair.