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You better come correct, 'cause imo beatcha ass if youz don't.

What are you, 0-2 vs me so far, or is it 0-3? I forget. Doesn't matter, it'll be 0-3 next Monday.

Where's everyone else? Echo echo echo.
Got reaaaaal quiet in here.

Grizz is hard at work.

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...the rest of the guys are just dreamers.

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...the rest of the guys are just dreamers.

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Baah...whatever...on any given week when the Giants shit the bed, which will be often, your FF team will be hurtin.

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Wrong again Queenie. I got a solid backup team.

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Your gonna need all the help you can get against my team cheeco. You won't be going up against Guapo all year and your kicker won't be your high scorer either. Both of which will spell your demise eventually.

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Wrong again Queenie. I got a solid backup team.

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Your gonna need all the help you can get against my team cheeco. You won't be going up against Guapo all year and your kicker won't be your high scorer either. Both of which will spell your demise eventually.

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After the opening day annihilation of Guapo (by 48 points), I am your current leader in the standings. Floofin, your next.

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You better come correct, 'cause imo beatcha ass if youz don't.

What are you, 0-2 vs me so far, or is it 0-3? I forget. Doesn't matter, it'll be 0-3 next Monday.

Where's everyone else? Echo echo echo.
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All I gotta say is "HOW 'BOUT DEM RAIDERS!"

(Al Davis on left, Art Shell on right, talent in the middle)

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http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/archive/2006/09/12/SPG41L3TCJ1.DTL

"Shockers Blow Out Gaping Rectums," now that's a headline!

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After the opening day annihilation of Guapo (by 48 points), I am your current leader in the standings. Floofin, your next.

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Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak Waiver Moves
1. Jaded 1-0-0 1.000 75.00 W-1 5 2
2. Team Tapout 1-0-0 1.000 67.00 W-1 9 2
3. The Kings 1-0-0 1.000 66.00 W-1 8 2
4. Floofin's Felons 1-0-0 1.000 58.00 W-1 10 3
5. Shockers 1-0-0 1.000 57.00 W-1 3 2
6. Cleetus' Impalers 0-1-0 .000 49.00 L-1 7 -
7. Donkey Punchers 0-1-0 .000 49.00 L-1 1 -
8. tunacan 0-1-0 .000 48.00 L-1 4 4
9. Gaping Rectums 0-1-0 .000 44.00 L-1 2 4
10. G-money madmen 0-1-0 .000 34.00 L-1 6 4



STFU n00b

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Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak Waiver Moves
1. Jaded 1-0-0 1.000 75.00 W-1 5 2
2. Team Tapout 1-0-0 1.000 67.00 W-1 9 2
3. The Kings 1-0-0 1.000 66.00 W-1 8 2
4. Floofin's Felons 1-0-0 1.000 58.00 W-1 10 3
5. Shockers 1-0-0 1.000 57.00 W-1 3 2
6. Cleetus' Impalers 0-1-0 .000 49.00 L-1 7 -
7. Donkey Punchers 0-1-0 .000 49.00 L-1 1 -
8. tunacan 0-1-0 .000 48.00 L-1 4 4
9. Gaping Rectums 0-1-0 .000 44.00 L-1 2 4
10. G-money madmen 0-1-0 .000 34.00 L-1 6 4



STFU n00b

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next week im whoopin on niggas ass for CT's inability to do basic math. I feel bad for you king you gonna be my queen with my dick in your ass bitch!

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next week im whoopin on niggas ass for CT's inability to do basic math. I feel bad for you king you gonna be my queen with my dick in your ass bitch!

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Did I just hear someone from the basement say something? Bring it cellar dweller, maybe you'll break 35 pts this week.

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next week im whoopin on niggas ass for CT's inability to do basic math. I feel bad for you king you gonna be my queen with my dick in your ass bitch!

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Did I just hear someone from the basement say something? Bring it cellar dweller, maybe you'll break 35 pts this week.

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Those sounds aint comming from the basement fool. them sounds comming straight up from hell, you know the place..its your grandmommas residence! Nigga im gonna gravedigg your ass come week 2.

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Jim had a good week, but you can't squeeze 50 points from Donna McKnob every weekend. I will play "My Dick" on your answering machine when you lose!

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Jim had a good week, but you can't squeeze 50 points from Donna McKnob every weekend. I will play "My Dick" on your answering machine when you lose!

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nah but hes allways good for 20 son.
better luck next time.

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Those sounds aint comming from the basement fool. them sounds comming straight up from hell, you know the place..its your grandmommas residence! Nigga im gonna gravedigg your ass come week 2.

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Guapo, I'm sorry I questioned your team's ability to break 35 pts. this week. You proved me wrong.(36)

2-0 bitches

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Those sounds aint comming from the basement fool. them sounds comming straight up from hell, you know the place..its your grandmommas residence! Nigga im gonna gravedigg your ass come week 2.

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i want that nigga vick! get a nigga his types of peoples and watch g-money blaze to numero uno mufuckaz. fuck chico and fuck you.

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nigga please! i coached your momma to come back to the casa and suck my chalupa. ohh damm nigga i forgot she does that to all the hommies. my bad... ill go back to the drawing board.

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Did I strike a nerve? Your old news, same as Floofin. Sloppy jizz has been slilent when I called her out. Where you at big dawg?

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nigga please! i coached your momma to come back to the casa and suck my chalupa. ohh damm nigga i forgot she does that to all the hommies. my bad... ill go back to the drawing board.

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i want that nigga vick! get a nigga his types of peoples and watch g-money blaze to numero uno mufuckaz. fuck chico and fuck you.

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nigga please! i coached your momma to come back to the casa and suck my chalupa. ohh damm nigga i forgot she does that to all the hommies. my bad... ill go back to the drawing board.

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Did I strike a nerve? Your old news, same as Floofin. Sloppy jizz has been slilent when I called her out. Where you at big dawg?

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i wont be old news after my nigga clinton run all up over that pretenda floofin this week and lead a nigga on the comeback trail. All i did nigga was spot you a lead like you do to the child in the special olympics. that right ct you a special olympic mufucker.

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Did I strike a nerve? Your old news, same as Floofin. Sloppy jizz has been slilent when I called her out. Where you at big dawg?

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i wont be old news after my nigga clinton run all up over that pretenda floofin this week and lead a nigga on the comeback trail. All i did nigga was spot you a lead like you do to the child in the special olympics. that right ct you a special olympic mufucker.

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nigga please! i coached your momma to come back to the casa and suck my chalupa. ohh damm nigga i forgot she does that to all the hommies. my bad... ill go back to the drawing board.

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Did I strike a nerve? Your old news, same as Floofin. Sloppy jizz has been slilent when I called her out. Where you at big dawg?

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Sloppy Jizz has been silent? Bitch, I let my team do the talkin' and right now it's saying "please stop. Let me go - I promise not to tell"

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you ready to die floofin? my sights is lockin in. my nigga clinton is ready to pull the trigga on yo ass.

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id probably bench him for the rest of the season.

I had him for a few years and he's worthless. He has one good week and then hes dogshit.

theres your one good week.

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Yahoo is gay because they dont post results after the games.

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ill save floofin 10 bones and give the nigga the news. YOU LOST SON! YOU WENT FROM CONTENDA TO PRETENDA.

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Yeah, my humiliation is damn near complete. It's been a crap day for me all around and I'm gonna drink about it. But beware my ashy friend, for I've been in deeper holes, and taken harsher medicine on my way to holding the trophy. I'll see you again later this season.