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For that matter, why are vulgar comments used in the course of casual conversation with female co-workers considered a form of "sexual" harassment, whereas the same comments used in the company of male co-workers are dismissed as otherwise acceptable? Specifically, why are these things deemed "sexual" under the letter of the law, rather than simple harassment?
I've been sucking women's toes in libraries for years, and I can assure you it's only because I love the unique flavor of nail polish mingled with toejam.

Not creative or funny, just ambiguously