http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2234828

Alleged Library Foot Kisser Indicted in Ohio, Says He Was Conducting Sociology Experiment

YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio Jul 25, 2006 (AP)— A grand jury has accused a man of sucking on a woman's toe at the public library in nearby Boardman after he asked to kiss her feet to see her reaction as part of a sociology project.

A Mahoning County grand jury has charged Joseph Colella, 28, of suburban Poland Township, on a charge of gross sexual imposition. If convicted, he could be face up to 1 1/2 years in prison and a $5,000 fine.

A 27-year-old woman told police that on July 11 Colella asked to kiss her feet. She turned him down but said she relented when he repeatedly insisted, and he began kissing her foot and then sucked on a toe.

She pulled her foot away and the man asked her reaction, to which she replied she was freaked out.

The woman left to clean her foot and he was gone when she returned. She called police and picked him out of a photo lineup.

Detective Michelle DiMartino said Colella also was a suspect in a similar case in 2000.

Colella could not be reached for comment. A message seeking comment was left Tuesday at his home.

GOOOOOooooooOOOOOO BUCKS!

How can you dis a state who's favorite football legend is named "WOODY"

PHATBOY

Can somebody who is acquainted with the letter of the Law tell me why sucking on a toe against the owner of the toe's will can lead to a charge of Gross Sexual Imposition? I'm not really defending the rights of predatory deviants, but what was overtly sexual in a legal definition about this incident? Did the AP staff writer leave out some pertinent details. I'm not into feet, bu the way. Feet sicken me.

I knew that toelicker dude was trouble.

For that matter, why are vulgar comments used in the course of casual conversation with female co-workers considered a form of "sexual" harassment, whereas the same comments used in the company of male co-workers are dismissed as otherwise acceptable? Specifically, why are these things deemed "sexual" under the letter of the law, rather than simple harassment?
I've been sucking women's toes in libraries for years, and I can assure you it's only because I love the unique flavor of nail polish mingled with toejam.