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#182152 - 07/31/06 09:33 AM Eddie Van Halen Scores Porn
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http://www.spin.com/features/news/2006/07/060727_eddievanhalen/

The Van Halen guitarist has partnered with an adult film director to write and perform two songs for one of his upcoming, um, films.

Eddie Van Halen has teamed up with adult video director Michael Ninn to write and perform two songs for his upcoming Ninn Worx production, Sacred Sin. The rocker makes no excuses for his decision to work in the adult industry. "I'm working with a friend -- very simple," Van Halen told adult site AVN.com. "I like his work. Michael Ninn is like a Spielberg to me: the imagery, the way he makes things look, just...sensual." To Ninn's "sensual" cinematography, Van Halen will add two tracks tracks, "Rise" and "Catherine," the latter of which is a remix of the theme to a Ninn film of the same name and has "a 'Kashmir'-Led Zeppelin kind of feel to it now," Ninn told AVN.

Sacred Sin, which Ninn said is aimed at the "couples market," will be available on Sept. 13 and will feature music videos for both Van Halen songs. But Van Halen fans who prefer their sex tapes soft-core needn't worry: Ninn is also cutting a non-explicit version of the movie which will be called Rise. No release date has been set.
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#182153 - 07/31/06 10:54 AM Re: Eddie Van Halen Scores Porn
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But Van Halen fans who prefer their sex tapes soft-core ...




Now that's comedy gold.

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#182154 - 07/31/06 03:49 PM Re: Eddie Van Halen Scores Porn
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Is he that desperate for money?
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#182155 - 07/31/06 03:56 PM Re: Eddie Van Halen Scores Porn
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You are all missing the silvery lining in this ridiculous news piece. It is the very real possibility that our beloved Valerie Bertinelli from the halcyon days of 'One Day at a Time' has probably submitted to, endured, fought off, or possibly enjoyed some pornographically inspired piston monstrosities to satiate the frenzied middlelife crisis desirings of her aging rocksimp husband. Can somebody post this image UPSIDEDOWN? I don't know how to do it. :



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#182156 - 07/31/06 04:04 PM Re: Eddie Van Halen Scores Porn
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Can somebody post this image UPSIDEDOWN? I don't know how to do it. :








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#182157 - 07/31/06 04:07 PM Re: Eddie Van Halen Scores Porn
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I want to learn photoshop so I can put in some pistoning peni.
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#182158 - 07/31/06 05:03 PM Re: Eddie Van Halen Scores Porn
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I think Eddie is back on the sauce again.

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#182159 - 07/31/06 05:14 PM Re: Eddie Van Halen Scores Porn
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How does Fayner feel about this?
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#182160 - 07/31/06 06:47 PM Re: Eddie Van Halen Scores Porn
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Holy shit, Eddie, you pissed all the money away.

Can't be any worse than the David Lee Roth radio talkshow. What a fucking trainwreck.

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