You are all missing the silvery lining in this ridiculous news piece. It is the very real possibility that our beloved Valerie Bertinelli from the halcyon days of 'One Day at a Time' has probably submitted to, endured, fought off, or possibly enjoyed some pornographically inspired piston monstrosities to satiate the frenzied middlelife crisis desirings of her aging rocksimp husband. Can somebody post this image UPSIDEDOWN? I don't know how to do it. :