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#182122 - 07/31/06 01:07 AM Max Hardcore you have the smallest dick ever
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Registered: 07/12/06
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your porn is pretty shitty too cause you get ugly 29 year old crack whores to pretend they're 18 or younger, you fucking petifile fuck head

ps. kill yourself

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#182123 - 07/31/06 01:31 AM Re: Max Hardcore you have the smallest dick ever
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'petifile'

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#182124 - 07/31/06 06:24 AM Re: Max Hardcore you have the smallest dick ever
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Registered: 07/31/06
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I've always found it funny that in the midst of all the controversy surrounding Max's films, no one has ever mentioned the obvious fact that the man has the smallest penis in porn.

If I had a dick that small I wouldn't even get naked in the gym locker room, let alone appear on film with my pants off!

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#182125 - 07/31/06 09:51 AM Re: Max Hardcore you have the smallest dick ever
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Registered: 04/06/06
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you would hate fuck girls too if you had a 4.5 inch cock
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#182126 - 07/31/06 04:16 PM Re: Max Hardcore you have the smallest dick ever
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Registered: 08/10/05
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Does size really matter? He's living out his fantasies and making some money from it at the same time. I bet a vast majority of his movie fans have small dicks too. That whole, if he can get pussy, I can get pussy thing.
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#182127 - 07/31/06 04:25 PM Re: Max Hardcore you have the smallest dick ever
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Does size really matter? He's living out his fantasies and making some money from it at the same time. I bet a vast majority of his movie fans have small dicks too. That whole, if he can get pussy, I can get pussy thing.




To some extent that is no doubt true. But rumor has it that Mr. Steiner also has grave misgivings about his life choices and accumulated infamy that have rendered him somewhat of a pill dependant basketcase in these disastrously hobbled rocking years he now finds himself awaking into through a haze. There are whisperings of hysterical crying jags and night terrors among other things, though unsubstantiated. But pharmeceuticals are such these days that I'm certain Max can settle himself into a manageable, functioning delusional state so as to exist in some facsimile of contentment until he dies.

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#182128 - 07/31/06 06:34 PM Re: Max Hardcore you have the smallest dick ever
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Max Hardcore you have the smallest dick ever




Best thread title by a newbie... ever.
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#182129 - 08/01/06 02:06 AM Re: Max Hardcore you have the smallest dick ever
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Registered: 12/11/05
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It's supposed to make guys like you feel better about yourselves.


No, seriously, you must have thought an awful lot about that man's penis to make this thread.

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#182130 - 06/15/07 09:25 PM Re: Max Hardcore you have the smallest dick ever
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ha!
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#182131 - 06/15/07 09:32 PM Re: Max Hardcore you have the smallest dick ever
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
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ha!



From the dicks I've sampled amongst civilians, his size is about average. Just saying...

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#182132 - 06/17/07 01:57 PM Re: Max Hardcore you have the smallest dick ever
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Registered: 02/18/07
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Ed Powers had a much smaller penis yet his series was one of the most successful in porn history.

With performers such as Ed, it is more realistic to viewers. It gives them the hope that they have a chance of banging hot girls with small to average size penises.

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#182133 - 06/17/07 02:08 PM Re: Max Hardcore you have the smallest dick ever
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"You American have such a big penis. We have velly small penis"



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#182134 - 06/20/07 01:06 AM Re: Max Hardcore you have the smallest dick ever
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Registered: 06/01/07
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Max Hardcore you have the smallest dick ever




And soon he will have the loosest asshole ever!

Fun times!


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#182135 - 06/20/07 04:23 AM Re: Max Hardcore you have the smallest dick ever
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TubeTree is fishing for attention.

Ignore him, please.

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