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I doubt i'll jerk off to this.




I'm definately going to. What however will be causing me to toss my cookies is Penelope Cruz and Hilary Swank. I mean for GOD's sake Hilary 'My teeth are bigger than Matt Damon's and I Look like a transsexual female boy thing hooked on ritalin and feeds on nothing but pitas' Swank? What the hell were they thinking?
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.