So the gig was boring as hell and no one took it seriously-- to spice it all up I was obnoxious as hell and was planning on taking my top off onstage just to raise a little excitement in the evening. I was never called up onstage-- I just marched my ass up there and prepared to take my top off. I had George or whoever in my ear begging me not to act inapporapiately, so I waited until I got back on the main floor and then I let Cassidey Rae suck on my nipples. The show was so boring I brought out the ultimate obnoxiousness in me and probably made everyone think I was insane. The best part was Andrew Blake trying to make my cousin the star of his next flick.

Monstar can attest to my shinanigans.