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#181310 - 07/30/06 01:34 AM
Temptation awards were even too tame for me
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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So the gig was boring as hell and no one took it seriously-- to spice it all up I was obnoxious as hell and was planning on taking my top off onstage just to raise a little excitement in the evening. I was never called up onstage-- I just marched my ass up there and prepared to take my top off. I had George or whoever in my ear begging me not to act inapporapiately, so I waited until I got back on the main floor and then I let Cassidey Rae suck on my nipples. The show was so boring I brought out the ultimate obnoxiousness in me and probably made everyone think I was insane. The best part was Andrew Blake trying to make my cousin the star of his next flick.
Monstar can attest to my shinanigans.
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#181311 - 07/30/06 01:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Holly, you have been quite the firecracker here at xpt lately. We love it. Keep up the good work. Monstar, it is your obligation to post all provocative pics of young Holly.
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#181312 - 07/30/06 01:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Monstar can attest to my shinanigans.
you were a work of art baby. I like how you tried to accept the award for "best gay director."
Holly and whatever she was drinking stole the damn show.
her table was the one to be at.
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#181313 - 07/30/06 02:54 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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The best part was Andrew Blake trying to make my cousin the star of his next flick.
Knowing Blake's exacting standards, this leads me to believe your cousin is either a) old-school Penthouse Pet material (which is to say much better looking than the current standard) or b) the dullness of the awards had forced him to ingest copious amounts of alcohol and thus don the beer goggles.
Let's see some pictures and decide for ourselves, no? 
PS: Your sister is definitely Andrew Blake quality 
PPS: "Studio A presents 'Holly'" has a nice ring to it, and would sell like gangbusters too, now that I come to think of it. It would be like a moving version of your nude photos set to music.
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#181314 - 07/30/06 03:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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The best part was Andrew Blake trying to make my cousin the star of his next flick.
Let's see some pictures and decide for ourselves, no?
Her cousin was beyond fucking hot. I asked her to marry me twice but she wasn't havin it..
...that & holly said she would kill me, in between giving me face licks
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#181315 - 07/30/06 06:30 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Her cousin was beyond fucking hot. I asked her to marry me twice but she wasn't havin it..
...that & holly said she would kill me, in between giving me face licks
Approved!
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#181318 - 07/30/06 02:45 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Your cousin is very hot. I would like to send her a Dignity Extractor. Will you forward it for me?
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#181319 - 07/30/06 07:35 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Not happening-- her mother is a blue blood old style British aristocrat. She's going to kill me when she finds out I took her precious daughter to an adult awards show...
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#181320 - 07/30/06 08:05 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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Everyone in my family is so fucking good looking it's annoying. Trust me when I say I'm not the hottest of the bunch, I just have the most personality!
Which makes you hotter.
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#181321 - 07/30/06 08:22 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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LOL... man I was just checking out some of the pics from that night on WENN.com-- and I think I found the most ridiculous photograph of me ever: http://photo.wenn.com/get_thumbnail.php?id=1194056&large=1/1194056.jpgWhy I directed you all to this photo I hope shows that I don't take myself very seriously-- I truly sit back at times and marvel at what a silly human being I am.
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#181323 - 07/30/06 11:23 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I am crazy normally-- liquored up I'm insane. At least I'm a sweet drunk-- too much wine only brings out too much love from me.
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#181326 - 07/31/06 07:35 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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Note to self: Bring Holly wine.
Gia's quote and c62's presense made me think of this bit of brilliance

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#181327 - 07/31/06 07:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
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Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#181328 - 07/31/06 10:04 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Did you bet drunk before or after you decided to wear that dress?
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I am crazy normally-- liquored up I'm insane.
One of my biggest pet peeves is when girls say they're "crazy" and/or "wild", and Holly says it a lot. A hell of a lot. It's such a shudder-inducing cliche.
Holly, you're a lot of things -- cute, sweet, intelligent -- but not crazy. Gardening, riding horses supplied by your mother's fortune and doing laundry while dancing around in lowrider jeans packed tight with granny-panties as Luke shoots video is not crazy. Neither is flirting, dancing and revealing nip when intoxicated. That's simply socializing. Congratulations, you're among the millions who lose inhibition when you've tossed back a few.
One gets the impression the constant reference to your "craziness" is a means of overcompensating for your (rather shockingly) normal existence and lack of confidence in your physical appearance. I would venture to say that you feel a constant need to stand out, so to speak, because you feel inferior to the "models" you shoot on a regular basis. Would I be correct?
I also think this insecurity is to blame for your habit of shutting people out. You do this not because it's what you truly feel like doing, but because you think it gives you a little more depth and an added mystique that other girls may not possess. You want to be wanted (like all girls), but for whatever reason you feel you have to go the aloof, tortured-soul route in order to get others longing for you. Would I be correct?
Random fact: Da Burglar has made reference to you 78 times this year alone. Really think about that.
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#181329 - 07/31/06 10:28 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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At least give me credit for giving you credit for hitting the nail on the head. I applaude you for calling me on my shit.
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#181330 - 08/01/06 08:29 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Why do you feel being just Holly Randall isn't good enough?
You know it takes a lot for at least half the girls you shoot to look attractive. Hell, you rivaled or topped them with your racy photos and you didn't have the benefit of having you as a photographer. So why the self-doubt? Why do you feel insecure when placed next to girls who essentially have no worth outside of being professional cocksockets?
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#181334 - 08/02/06 10:23 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Did you bet drunk before or after you decided to wear that dress?
Whatever, that dress rocks.
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